Car Finance

[Zoiderman]

You can put a cock in a Mercedes and he's still a very comfortable cock. And everyone knows it.

But a cool bloke remains cool on a bike or scooter.

Never on a Cee'd though, as everyone would know he chose Korean cheapness, blandness and ordinariness over anything remotefully interesting, which will always reflect badly on how people looked at him.

HTH, BIDI.

FTFY

[Zoiderman]

Nah, people like you invariably have self-esteem issues. So what is it?
Not very succesful with the ladies, small penis, short and bald, fat, what?

There'll be something for sure.

yup, if only to make you feel better hey sasguru.

Don't need to be succesful with the ladies if you're happy with the one you have, and the three she's given you. But hey, you keep searching, keep digging son. But please, stop looking at men in the stalls, if you bat for the other side, that's cool, but it's not cool to comment on mens penises ok.

[gingerjedi]

yup, if only to make you feel better hey sasguru.

Don't need to be succesful with the ladies if you're happy with the one you have, and the three she's given you. But hey, you keep searching, keep digging son. But please, stop looking at men in the stalls, if you bat for the other side, that's cool, but it's not cool to comment on mens penises ok.

Bingo!

Is your name Just-in?

[sasguru]

.. but it's not cool to comment on mens penises ok.

Ok I understand you're sensitive about the subject. It's understandable.

[Zoiderman]

Bingo!

Is your name Just-in?

Small penis humour, I get it; I don't get the facination with trying to ascertain who has small ones, and who has big ones however. It seems a little gay.

Having 3 kids informs me it works, that's all that matter to me. well, that and they don't go to school in the morning knowing their Dad has become bereft of imagination and has offered up his life, in sacrifice of a cheap motor. It doesn't seem a fair sacrifice

[Spacecadet]

Small penis humour, I get it; I don't get the facination with trying to ascertain who has small ones, and who has big ones however. It seems a little gay.

3 kids tells me it works, that's all that matter to me.

Thats just wrong

[Zoiderman]

Ok I understand you're sensitive about the subject. It's understandable.

I would understand that you were touchy about the subject sas, what with your sexuality. However, I wouldn't give a tulip if it was a couple of inches, it appears you're more concerned than me son, which would alarm me if I were you.

[gingerjedi]

Small penis humour, I get it; I don't get the facination with trying to ascertain who has small ones, and who has big ones however. It seems a little gay.

3 kids tells me it works, that's all that matter to me. well, that and they don't go to school in the morning knowing their Dad has become bereft of imagination and has offered up his life, in sacrifice of a cheap motor. It doesn't seem a fair sacrifice

So buying a 'desirable' machine makes you more of a man than someone who doesn't GAS about cars?

Given the choice I'd buy an Audi over a Cee'd but I wouldn't drive around thinking my choice of transport made my bollox any bigger than the next mans.

[Zoiderman]

I was relieved of my testicles and bought a Kia Cee'd

Thats just wrong

Couldn't agree more...

[Churchill]

Small penis humour, I get it; I don't get the facination with trying to ascertain who has small ones, and who has big ones however. It seems a little gay.

Having 3 kids informs me it works, that's all that matter to me. well, that and they don't go to school in the morning knowing their Dad has become bereft of imagination and has offered up his life, in sacrifice of a cheap motor. It doesn't seem a fair sacrifice

How do you know your misses didn't have it away with the milkman? Those milkfloats can turn a girls eye...