Why do women think appointments made are optional?

[Churchill]

Jesus, I thought the bedwetting updates on the minor comings and goings of your contract life were dull......

**** off! I'm trying my best!

[d000hg]

WHS

Come back should have been something like
"Thanks, I'll tell Mrs d00hg your thoughts next time I'm applying her vajazzle"

Is that a feminie deoderant? Like "Miss Twinkle-twat" but for posh people?

I thought it was a piercing...

[northernladuk]

**** off! I'm trying my best!

LOL Not you you dick. The OP.

and if thats your best there is always mumsnet

[Churchill]

I thought it was a piercing...

Hey Russell!!! You're a c**t, is a "Vajazzle" a piercing?

[northernladuk]

Russell!!! You're a c**t, is a "Vajazzle" a piercing?

Let me add that to number 33 of the wittiest comebacks ever thread

[cailin maith]

Russell!!! You're a c**t, is a "Vajazzle" a piercing?

No - it's like stick on jewelly things for your fannydango.

Must fecking itch like crazy.

[original PM]

Jeez you guys are so behind the time

Vajazzle is any form of fanny decoration from piercings to glitter to some special topiary.

[Churchill]

No - it's like stick on jewelly things for your fannydango.

Much fecking itch like crazy.

I think you missed the point there sweetie. Put the kettle on love, I'm gasping for a brew!

[Churchill]

Jeez you guys are so behind the time

Vajazzle is any form of fanny decoration from piercings to glitter to some special topiary.

Of the things I'd like to do to the said piece of anatomy, sitting back and admiring the view isn't one of them!

[cailin maith]

I think you missed the point there sweetie. Put the kettle on love, I'm gasping for a brew!

I'd love a brew!!