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Why do women think appointments made are optional?

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    #41
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    It's just I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable being poked in the face in someones spare room....
    fnaar, smirk.
    Just saying like.

    where there's chaos, there's cash !

    I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

    Lowering the tone since 1963

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      #42
      I just don't want to be poked in the spare room at all.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #43
        Just start overbooking.
        Airlines get away with it.
        And doctors.

        Overbook and make a smart looking waiting "lounge". Then you can also deduct that 60' 3D TV and sound system and rugs - and SOFA!!!, I am sure ATW is smacking his forehead now.
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #44
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          That's totally uncalled for. Russell is very proud of his pube.
          so proud he shaved them all off and had them knitted into a Tupee

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            #45
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            What kind of qualification does she have to do that sort of stuff?

            Does she have a sizeable client base? It's just I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable being poked in the face with a needle in someones spare room Not that I could imagine having Botox anyway but still....
            My Wife has proper room on the side of the house, i had it bult specially as i didn't want a load of hairy arsed women wondering through my house

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              #46
              Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
              My Wife has proper room on the side of the house, i had it bult specially as i didn't want a load of hairy arsed women wondering through my house
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #47
                Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
                My Wife has proper room on the side of the house, i had it bult specially as i didn't want a load of hairy arsed women wondering through my house
                If they're hairy arsed then might I suggest your wife isn't very good at her job?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  If they're hairy arsed then might I suggest your wife isn't very good at her job?
                  They're only hairy arsed before the treatment
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    They're only hairy arsed before the treatment
                    Can I make an appointment for Mrs Bassick, shouldn't take more than a week.
                    Just saying like.

                    where there's chaos, there's cash !

                    I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

                    Lowering the tone since 1963

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
                      i didn't want a load of hairy arsed women wondering through my house
                      Yes, one's enough.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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