Originally posted by cailin maith
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Why do women think appointments made are optional?
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fnaar, smirk.Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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I just don't want to be poked in the spare room at all.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Just start overbooking.
Airlines get away with it.
And doctors.
Overbook and make a smart looking waiting "lounge". Then you can also deduct that 60' 3D TV and sound system and rugs - and SOFA!!!, I am sure ATW is smacking his forehead now."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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so proud he shaved them all off and had them knitted into a TupeeOriginally posted by d000hg View PostThat's totally uncalled for. Russell is very proud of his pube.Comment
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My Wife has proper room on the side of the house, i had it bult specially as i didn't want a load of hairy arsed women wondering through my houseOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostWhat kind of qualification does she have to do that sort of stuff?
Does she have a sizeable client base? It's just I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable being poked in the face with a needle in someones spare room
Not that I could imagine having Botox anyway but still....Comment
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Originally posted by Support Monkey View PostMy Wife has proper room on the side of the house, i had it bult specially as i didn't want a load of hairy arsed women wondering through my house
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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If they're hairy arsed then might I suggest your wife isn't very good at her job?Originally posted by Support Monkey View PostMy Wife has proper room on the side of the house, i had it bult specially as i didn't want a load of hairy arsed women wondering through my houseComment
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They're only hairy arsed before the treatmentOriginally posted by Churchill View PostIf they're hairy arsed then might I suggest your wife isn't very good at her job?Coffee's for closersComment
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Can I make an appointment for Mrs Bassick, shouldn't take more than a week.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThey're only hairy arsed before the treatmentJust saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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Yes, one's enough.Originally posted by Support Monkey View Posti didn't want a load of hairy arsed women wondering through my houseOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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