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I'm listening. How deep is your pocket?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI'd totally do 6, anytime!
It's been a while SA.
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I've never paid for nookey. Shagged loads of prossies but I always leg it at the end when they're putting their knickers on.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Clearly Wilmslow... AtW doesn't actually get near enough to a woman to do anything illegal.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post1. Become a millionaire - DP
2. Be named on the sex offenders register - tough one - AtW
3. Get life for murder - Churchill - he has a bit of a temper
4. Win more that a million on the lottery - Me
5. Reach 25 stone - Either MF or SY
6. pay for nookey - MF
7. poo in a public place - EOOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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But Wilslow's victims have the sense to not even turn upOriginally posted by d000hg View PostClearly Wilmslow... AtW doesn't actually get near enough to a woman to do anything illegal.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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But Wilmslow doesn't existsOriginally posted by d000hg View PostClearly Wilmslow... AtW doesn't actually get near enough to a woman to do anything illegal.
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All male members of this forum!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostCUKer most likely to be next to
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