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wobbegong replied

6 October 2011, 12:25
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

CUKer most likely to be next to

6. pay for nookey

All male members of this forum!
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FiveTimes replied

6 October 2011, 12:11
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Clearly Wilmslow... AtW doesn't actually get near enough to a woman to do anything illegal.

But Wilmslow doesn't exists
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SimonMac replied

6 October 2011, 10:48
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Clearly Wilmslow... AtW doesn't actually get near enough to a woman to do anything illegal.

But Wilslow's victims have the sense to not even turn up
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d000hg replied

6 October 2011, 10:43
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

1. Become a millionaire - DP
2. Be named on the sex offenders register - tough one - AtW
3. Get life for murder - Churchill - he has a bit of a temper
4. Win more that a million on the lottery - Me
5. Reach 25 stone - Either MF or SY
6. pay for nookey - MF
7. poo in a public place - EO

Clearly Wilmslow... AtW doesn't actually get near enough to a woman to do anything illegal.
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MarillionFan replied

6 October 2011, 10:43
I've never paid for nookey. Shagged loads of prossies but I always leg it at the end when they're putting their knickers on.
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Pondlife replied

6 October 2011, 10:22
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I'd totally do 6, anytime!

I'm listening. How deep is your pocket?

It's been a while SA.
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TimberWolf replied

6 October 2011, 10:22
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Yes indeed, I heard they were both dieting.

lol
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SallyAnne replied

6 October 2011, 10:17
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

CUKer most likely to be next to

1. Become a millionaire
2. Be named on the sex offenders register
3. Get life for murder
4. Win more that a million on the lottery
5. Reach 25 stone
6. pay for nookey
7. poo in a public place

I did 7 when I was about 6 years old.
I almost did 5 a few years back
I'd totally do 6, anytime!

And I'm scheduling in 4 in a couple of years time.
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DimPrawn replied

6 October 2011, 10:11
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Contractors are say to savvy to waste money on the lottery, its a tax on the stupid!

Everyone knows the only big winners of lotteries are old people who work as cleaners and won't let it change their lives at all, and won't give up their min wage jobs. Pretty pointless ******* entering then you stupid *****!
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EternalOptimist replied

6 October 2011, 10:09
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

7. poo in a public place - EO

i said next, not the last
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SimonMac replied

6 October 2011, 10:09
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

CUKer most likely to be next to

4. Win more that a million on the lottery

Contractors are say to savvy to waste money on the lottery, its a tax on the stupid!
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cailin maith replied

6 October 2011, 10:08
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

CUKer most likely to be next to

1. Become a millionaire
2. Be named on the sex offenders register
3. Get life for murder
4. Win more that a million on the lottery
5. Reach 25 stone
6. pay for nookey
7. poo in a public place

7. poo in a public place - EO
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Mich the Tester replied

6 October 2011, 10:08
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

5. Reach 25 stone - Either MF or SY

Yes indeed, I heard they were both dieting.
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PorkPie replied

6 October 2011, 10:05
8. Go the way of Mr Jobs
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FiveTimes replied

6 October 2011, 10:05
1. Become a millionaire - DP
2. Be named on the sex offenders register - tough one - AtW
3. Get life for murder - Churchill - he has a bit of a temper
4. Win more that a million on the lottery - Me
5. Reach 25 stone - Either MF or SY
6. pay for nookey - MF
7. poo in a public place - EO
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