Using other people's toilets

[Old Greg]

I've learned a thing or two recently about cryptosporidium that I didn't need to know.

Cryptosporidium - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[xoggoth]

Male turds are disgusting. Female ones much less so. Can' think why.

[EternalOptimist]

Doing a stinky poo in a small office, where the ladies can hear the machine gun chatter followed by the heavy artillery thunder and the re entry and splashdown, is a definate no-no.

But then you invest all of your hopes in a pub poo, only to find the pub closed, but you gotta go, then you must suffer years of humiliation.


tell me about it

[Old Greg]

Doing a stinky poo in a small office, where the ladies can hear the machine gun chatter followed by the heavy artillery thunder and the re entry and splashdown, is a definate no-no.

This is exactly why modern building regulations mandate toilets.

[doodab]

This is exactly why modern building regulations mandate toilets.

This of course would not have helped the lady concerned in the original post.

[OwlHoot]

The only slight accident I've had is sitting on a friend's wooden (oak!) bog seat and cracking it.

Why can't one get titanium bog seats?

[TimberWolf]

Saw something interesting piss related on TV the other day.

Bruce Perry was travelling with nomads who herd deer (reindeer I think), some place cold. Well having a piss was fraught with danger there because as soon as they see you go they run up and lap it up. And they have antlers. After the salt apparently. And yet 5 minutes earlier he had been trying, unsuccessfully, to lasso one

They are after the salt he said, and earlier in the program did remark how salty the salted fish that they ate had tasted.

[EternalOptimist]

Saw something interesting piss related on TV the other day.

Bruce Perry was travelling with nomads who herd deer (reindeer I think), some place cold. Well having a piss was fraught with danger there because as soon as they see you go they run up and lap it up. And they have antlers. After the salt apparently. And yet 5 minutes earlier he had been trying, unsuccessfully, to lasso one

They are after the salt he said, and earlier in the program did remark how salty the salted fish that they ate had tasted.

Yeah. I was chatting to a falconer once. He was explaining about the lure , and how the hawks would swoop down at 120 mph as soon as they saw a little bit of pink meat being shaken around on the falconers hand.

Then he told me about the time his favourite, 'whizz' , went missing in a large forest. As he was tracking the bird down, he got his saus out for a wee


he said ' Thats a fckng mistake I'll never make again'

[TimberWolf]

Yeah. I was chatting to a falconer once. He was explaining about the lure , and how the hawks would swoop down at 120 mph as soon as they saw a little bit of pink meat being shaken around on the falconers hand.

Then he told me about the time his favourite, 'whizz' , went missing in a large forest. As he was tracking the bird down, he got his saus out for a wee


he said ' Thats a fckng mistake I'll never make again'

Found the clip if you don't believe it (and quite funny even if you do):