Using other people's toilets

[shaunbhoy]

a spectacularly stubborn skid mark

I sometimes marvel at the workings of the human body's digestive system. Makes you wonder just how on earth, a substance that stubbornly refuses to budge from something as sheer as wet porcelain, can possibly pass almost unhindered through yards of intestine?
Then of course it dawned on me, it doesn't. And most of us are just full of sh*t most of the time!!

[Spacecadet]

There is one there, personally I would rather not have it used though. Disgusting things.

I've never understood that attitude somepeople have towards the bog brush.
Its used only on the toilet, you don't have to handle the bristles.

The place I was renting for my last gig didn't have a bog brush, i ended up having to line the toilet with paper before having a tulip just to make sure there were no skid marks.

[doodab]

I've never understood that attitude somepeople have towards the bog brush.
Its used only on the toilet, you don't have to handle the bristles.

The place I was renting for my last gig didn't have a bog brush, i ended up having to line the toilet with paper before having a tulip just to make sure there were no skid marks.

Better living through chemistry. Bleach, in particular.

[TimberWolf]

I sometimes marvel at the workings of the human body's digestive system. Makes you wonder just how on earth, a substance that stubbornly refuses to budge from something as sheer as wet porcelain, can possibly pass almost unhindered through yards of intestine?
Then of course it dawned on me, it doesn't. And most of us are just full of sh*t most of the time!!

It's quite runny for much of the time I think.

I made a recent toilet related discovery, which isn't yet fully tested.

I sometimes get fed up with going out only to find later on in the day that I suddenly want a number 2. Sometimes this can come on quite unexpectedly and urgently. I can be fine one minute and 10 minutes later, desperate for a poo. Although I do find desperation increases with proximity to an available toilet, as I've never been caught short.

Anyway, on to my untested discovery. If you sit on the toilet before you go out, even if you hadn't felt a need to go, you can poo. At least it worked last time I tried. It might not be a full poo, but enough to see you through the day.

hth.

[TimberWolf]

Better living through chemistry. Bleach, in particular.

I don't like toilet brushes either.

[curtis]

Anyway, on to my untested discovery. If you sit on the toilet before you go out, even if you hadn't felt a need to go, you can poo. At least it worked last time I tried. It might not be a full poo, but enough to see you through the day.

I always use this method if I have to get up at the crack of dawn to go and catch a long haul flight as its not my normal 'Tulip' scheduled time it does work.

I am a bit fussy when it comes to loos and will never use one for a tulip unless completely desperate at airports or on a plane (Yuk).

[Arturo Bassick]

The first hot drink of the day gets things in motion so have a brew early before you go out.

[cailin maith]

This thread makes a change from the usual kind of tulip you boys spout about on CUK all day, every day

[DaveB]

The first hot drink of the day gets things in motion so have a brew early before you go out.

Coffee is known to stimulate the bowls and get things moving, so a good strong cup can help ease things along first thing in the morning.

[doodab]

Yes, I normally down my first cup and take my second with me.