Reply to: Using other people's toilets

[TimberWolf]

Yeah. I was chatting to a falconer once. He was explaining about the lure , and how the hawks would swoop down at 120 mph as soon as they saw a little bit of pink meat being shaken around on the falconers hand.

Then he told me about the time his favourite, 'whizz' , went missing in a large forest. As he was tracking the bird down, he got his saus out for a wee


he said ' Thats a fckng mistake I'll never make again'

Found the clip if you don't believe it (and quite funny even if you do):

[EternalOptimist]

Saw something interesting piss related on TV the other day.

Bruce Perry was travelling with nomads who herd deer (reindeer I think), some place cold. Well having a piss was fraught with danger there because as soon as they see you go they run up and lap it up. And they have antlers. After the salt apparently. And yet 5 minutes earlier he had been trying, unsuccessfully, to lasso one

They are after the salt he said, and earlier in the program did remark how salty the salted fish that they ate had tasted.

Yeah. I was chatting to a falconer once. He was explaining about the lure , and how the hawks would swoop down at 120 mph as soon as they saw a little bit of pink meat being shaken around on the falconers hand.

Then he told me about the time his favourite, 'whizz' , went missing in a large forest. As he was tracking the bird down, he got his saus out for a wee


he said ' Thats a fckng mistake I'll never make again'

[TimberWolf]

Saw something interesting piss related on TV the other day.

Bruce Perry was travelling with nomads who herd deer (reindeer I think), some place cold. Well having a piss was fraught with danger there because as soon as they see you go they run up and lap it up. And they have antlers. After the salt apparently. And yet 5 minutes earlier he had been trying, unsuccessfully, to lasso one

They are after the salt he said, and earlier in the program did remark how salty the salted fish that they ate had tasted.

[OwlHoot]

The only slight accident I've had is sitting on a friend's wooden (oak!) bog seat and cracking it.

Why can't one get titanium bog seats?

[doodab]

This is exactly why modern building regulations mandate toilets.

This of course would not have helped the lady concerned in the original post.

[Old Greg]

Doing a stinky poo in a small office, where the ladies can hear the machine gun chatter followed by the heavy artillery thunder and the re entry and splashdown, is a definate no-no.

This is exactly why modern building regulations mandate toilets.

[EternalOptimist]

Doing a stinky poo in a small office, where the ladies can hear the machine gun chatter followed by the heavy artillery thunder and the re entry and splashdown, is a definate no-no.

But then you invest all of your hopes in a pub poo, only to find the pub closed, but you gotta go, then you must suffer years of humiliation.


tell me about it

[xoggoth]

Male turds are disgusting. Female ones much less so. Can' think why.

[Old Greg]

I've learned a thing or two recently about cryptosporidium that I didn't need to know.

Cryptosporidium - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[suityou01]

I've never understood that attitude somepeople have towards the bog brush.
Its used only on the toilet, you don't have to handle the bristles.

The place I was renting for my last gig didn't have a bog brush, i ended up having to line the toilet with paper before having a tulip just to make sure there were no skid marks.

In this case, you need to "split the winnings" and do a "standy up wee" before you leave the bathroom, directing your flow to the skid marks. Known as a piss-chisel, or in polite company a "yellow toilet brush"

Hope this helps.

[Paddy]

I've never understood that attitude somepeople have towards the bog brush.
Its used only on the toilet, you don't have to handle the bristles.

The place I was renting for my last gig didn't have a bog brush, i ended up having to line the toilet with paper before having a tulip just to make sure there were no skid marks.

The toilet brush is not utilised efficiently because it is doing nothing most of the day. It is far more efficient to double up the use and use it on the dishes.

[Mich the Tester]

WHS.

Some of the esteemed customers are less than hygenic.

Not to mention the ones who find it essential to stand on the seat.

Oh bloody hell, don't remind me of that bank.

[PRC1964]

Yep, I prefer a billable dump too.

It really depends on the quality of the bogs and the staff. There have been a few client sites where I would not have let my arse touch the seat for fear of catching Ebola or worse.

[Mich the Tester]

Must admit I find it strange that women seem to think that dumping is uncool. My Mrs has got a thing thats its embarrasing to go during work time.

Personally, I try and hold it in till I get to the office !!!!

Yep, I prefer a billable dump too.

[psychocandy]

One of ms doodab's friends came around this morning for some sort of kiddie costume making party, while she was here she had a massive tulip that left the u bend a bit mucky. They are quite close friends, or at least spend a lot of time together, and Ms doodab is quite spectacularly offended, which I am finding hilarious.

I will concede that she could have put a bit of bleach down there.

Must admit I find it strange that women seem to think that dumping is uncool. My Mrs has got a thing thats its embarrasing to go during work time.

Personally, I try and hold it in till I get to the office !!!!