Using other people's toilets

[Wodewick]

Yes, I normally down my first cup and take my second with me.

WOT! You take your 2nd coffee to the Tuliptrap? Not very hygeinic! Where do you put it when it comes to wipe time?

[doodab]

WOT! You take your 2nd coffee to the Tuliptrap? Not very hygeinic! Where do you put it when it comes to wipe time?

I've normally drunk it by then. I don't think it's any less hygenic than taking my laptop or a book, arguably more so as the cup will end up in the dishwasher soon after.

[Mich the Tester]

WOT! You take your 2nd coffee to the Tuliptrap? Not very hygeinic! Where do you put it when it comes to wipe time?

wipe?

[EternalOptimist]

Anyway, on to my untested discovery. If you sit on the toilet before you go out, even if you hadn't felt a need to go, you can poo. At least it worked last time I tried. It might not be a full poo, but enough to see you through the day.

hth.

Yes, that's known as a 'pre-emtive poo' to the cognoscenti

you might also consider

'Interim poo'
'tactical poo'
'revenge poo' (a la mrs doodabs mate)
'terminal pip poo'
'sportsmans poo'

[psychocandy]

One of ms doodab's friends came around this morning for some sort of kiddie costume making party, while she was here she had a massive tulip that left the u bend a bit mucky. They are quite close friends, or at least spend a lot of time together, and Ms doodab is quite spectacularly offended, which I am finding hilarious.

I will concede that she could have put a bit of bleach down there.

Must admit I find it strange that women seem to think that dumping is uncool. My Mrs has got a thing thats its embarrasing to go during work time.

Personally, I try and hold it in till I get to the office !!!!

[Mich the Tester]

Must admit I find it strange that women seem to think that dumping is uncool. My Mrs has got a thing thats its embarrasing to go during work time.

Personally, I try and hold it in till I get to the office !!!!

Yep, I prefer a billable dump too.

[PRC1964]

Yep, I prefer a billable dump too.

It really depends on the quality of the bogs and the staff. There have been a few client sites where I would not have let my arse touch the seat for fear of catching Ebola or worse.

[Mich the Tester]

WHS.

Some of the esteemed customers are less than hygenic.

Not to mention the ones who find it essential to stand on the seat.

Oh bloody hell, don't remind me of that bank.

[Paddy]

I've never understood that attitude somepeople have towards the bog brush.
Its used only on the toilet, you don't have to handle the bristles.

The place I was renting for my last gig didn't have a bog brush, i ended up having to line the toilet with paper before having a tulip just to make sure there were no skid marks.

The toilet brush is not utilised efficiently because it is doing nothing most of the day. It is far more efficient to double up the use and use it on the dishes.

[suityou01]

I've never understood that attitude somepeople have towards the bog brush.
Its used only on the toilet, you don't have to handle the bristles.

The place I was renting for my last gig didn't have a bog brush, i ended up having to line the toilet with paper before having a tulip just to make sure there were no skid marks.

In this case, you need to "split the winnings" and do a "standy up wee" before you leave the bathroom, directing your flow to the skid marks. Known as a piss-chisel, or in polite company a "yellow toilet brush"

Hope this helps.