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Question for all the God-bothering Christian types on here

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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    PS Why is there not a book "Things god doesn't want you to know" that explains all the loopholes so you can sin as much as you like and still get into heaven?
    Oi Xog, I thought Catholics could get away with "confession". Drink a couple of gallons of Holy Water and absolution (Ablution - Shirley?) is yours...

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      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      I did mention the "Higgs Boson" earlier. A lot of faith being relied upon there methinks... Oh, and a lot of money too. Not quite as much as is available to the Roman Catholic Church but hey ho!
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      There's no faith in the Higgs, it's just a theory.
      But like the Catholic Church, it's responsible for mass.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        But like the Catholic Church, it's responsible for mass.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            Like that. At least Solomon got a good supply of Calimari for his freezer.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Drink a couple of gallons of Holy Water and absolution (Ablution - Shirley?) is yours...
              I need to drink a couple of gallons & bath in the font as well.

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                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                I'm sure you won't be offended when I say "None of your business."

                In my book beliefs are between a man and his God and so they should remain.
                Totally, I respect your opinion, but since it's a discussion board and people are chipping in, I thought some might answer (which they have).

                Always interested in peoples reasons.

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                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Oi Xog, I thought Catholics could get away with "confession". Drink a couple of gallons of Holy Water and absolution (Ablution - Shirley?) is yours...
                  Those crazy catholics... thought this was a thread about proper Christianity
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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