Poisoned chalice project

[Old Greg]

That was option 1, you tard.

Option 1, then.

[MarillionFan]

That was option 1, you tard.

Option 1, then.

Let Suity check that. He may want to descope that and put it at risk.

[suityou01]

Let Suity check that. He may want to descope that and put it at risk.

And if I do it's your tough tulip.

[Old Greg]

Of course the other option is to mumble something like, 'Agile, iterative, Scrum', send your last invoice and run.

[Mich the Tester]

Of course the other option is to mumble something like, 'Agile, iterative, Scrum', send your last invoice and run.

No, stay and send some more invoices; only run just before the tulip hits the fan.

[MarillionFan]

And if I do it's your tough tulip.

Have you put yourself on the risk list.

Risk No 23 : Business Analyst. BA is in-experienced and continually descopes requirements and questions PM.

Solution: Put in stationary cupboard and throw away key.

[eek]

Of course the other option is to mumble something like, 'Agile, iterative, Scrum', send your last invoice and sprint.

FTFY but if you are going to use agile terminology you could have had a better joke.

[suityou01]

Have you put yourself on the risk list.

Risk No 23 : Business Analyst. BA is in-experienced and continually descopes requirements and questions PM.

Solution: Put in stationary cupboard and throw away key.

Risks have "mitigation", not solutions, in project terms. Only someone with experience would know this of course.

[eek]

Risks have "mitigation", not solutions, in project terms. Only someone with experience would know this of course.

But when you are paying for experts you are paying them for solutions not mitigations. MF believes himself to be expert so he believes he delivers solutions.

Although based on the work related tulip he posts in general he doesn't seem to be one for mitigating risks that offer an option to twat the person responsible.

[MarillionFan]

Risks have "mitigation", not solutions, in project terms. Only someone with experience would know this of course.

But when you are paying for experts you are paying them for solutions not mitigations. MF believes himself to be expert so he believes he delivers solutions.

WHS.

So for Suity at risk, I have a Final Solution.