**** off knob 'ed, thats not a real ******* gun. - John Lennon.
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Not witty, but still worth a mention:
"Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Do pay it. Don't forget." - SocratesComment
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Back in a minute, I'm just going for a s**t!! - ElvisComment
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"Oh look a polar bear" - Kid on a camping trip in the Arctic.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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No, the drop is on the left side of the path.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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What a beautiful drive Jackie, could you pass my sunglasses? There's a reflection coming from that grassy knoll"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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"At least by going through us you will get paid on time"
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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"That ticket inspector looks angry" - jean charles de menezesWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You'll never take me alive coppers. <various>Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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