Go - No Go

[MarillionFan]

Surely the holy grail is ongoing support agreements. 2 days a month year after year to support a system that never needs supporting because it was so well built and documented in the first place.

5 days.

[eek]

Just make sure the customer doesn't realise the fact, Shirley?

Some clients like the confidence that the expert is available at the end of the phone line.

Plus when I do make the annual visit the restaurant is rather good. I'm considering the Fat Duck again this year unless anyone else can recommend somewhere better.

5 days.

Depends on the rate. I think £15k for a year is reasonable for doing nothing apart from eating.

[Churchill]

Some clients like the confidence that the expert is available at the end of the phone line.

Please when I do make the annual visit the restaurant is rather good. I'm considering the Fat Duck again this year unless anyone else can recommend somewhere better.



Depends on the rate. I think £15k for a year is reasonable for doing nothing apart from eating.

No wonder Threaded and SY01 are ******* minted!

[MarillionFan]

Some clients like the confidence that the expert is available at the end of the phone line.

Plus when I do make the annual visit the restaurant is rather good. I'm considering the Fat Duck again this year unless anyone else can recommend somewhere better.



Depends on the rate. I think £15k for a year is reasonable for doing nothing apart from eating.

It works out at 25k(Euros). There are some manual feeds into the system and ongoing 'support/dev'. Client kept shaving off automation costs and so ergo support costs went up. Pretty cool product actually, ETL is a bit cludgy.

[Churchill]

It works out at 25k(Euros). There are some manual feeds into the system and ongoing 'support/dev'. Client kept shaving off automation costs and so ergo support costs went up. Pretty cool product actually, ETL is a bit cludgy.

Like nature abhors a vacuum, this forum abhors a lack of bullsh!t. With Threaded departing I think a vote of thanks should be made for MF ably stepping in to the breach.

Jolly well done!

Btw, keep repeating your bollocks and we'll all start to believe it eventually.

[eek]

Like nature abhors a vacuum, this forum abhors a lack of bullsh!t. With Threaded departing I think a vote of thanks should be made for MF ably stepping in to the breach.

Jolly well done!

Btw, keep repeating your bollocks and we'll all start to believe it eventually.

What I find worrying is that it seems he has to do some actual work (shudder) for that money.

[MarillionFan]

Like nature abhors a vacuum, this forum abhors a lack of bullsh!t. With Threaded departing I think a vote of thanks should be made for MF ably stepping in to the breach.

Jolly well done!

Btw, keep repeating your bollocks and we'll all start to believe it eventually.

You are a keeper aren't you. You've obviously been dumped.

Look. I'm not going to be nasty. You're obviously having a bad time. Working away from home, on your own, dead end contract, no savings, people around you doing well, colleagues who think you're a twat, CUK posters who know you're a twat. Lack of success must be eating you up.

May I suggest a self help group or maybe try here Jealousy - Overcome Jealousy

You can turn it around Churchy, you can become a nice person. We're rooting for you.

Actually Suity, can you donate all the money you made on your last charity bike ride to the Churchill Self Help group?

[Churchill]

You are a keeper aren't you. You've obviously been dumped.

Look. I'm not going to be nasty. You're obviously having a bad time. Working away from home, on your own, dead end contract, no savings, people around you doing well, colleagues who think you're a twat, CUK posters who know you're a twat. Lack of success must be eating you up.

May I suggest a self help group or maybe try here Jealousy - Overcome Jealousy

You can turn it around Churchy, you can become a nice person. We're rooting for you.

Actually Suity, can you donate all the money you made on your last charity bike ride to the Churchill Self Help group?

That post says more about you than me.

[eek]

You are a keeper aren't you. You've obviously been dumped.

Look. I'm not going to be nasty. You're obviously having a bad time. Working away from home, on your own, dead end contract, no savings, people around you doing well, colleagues who think you're a twat, CUK posters who know you're a twat. Lack of success must be eating you up.

May I suggest a self help group or maybe try here Jealousy - Overcome Jealousy

You can turn it around Churchy, you can become a nice person. We're rooting for you.

Actually Suity, can you donate all the money you made on your last charity bike ride to the Churchill Self Help group?

He's currently in Belfast. So he is either at Citibank or working in the Public Sector. Either way we really should give him some slack as there is sod all there to do bar the cinema. Mind you if he has tickets to The Painkiller my wife will kill him as we can't get over there to see it.

That is unless he is working at the only other firm there that I know uses contractors in which case could I ask him to nut their dot net programmers for gross stupidity.

[Churchill]

He's currently in Belfast. So he is either at Citibank or working in the Public Sector. Either way we really should give him some slack as there is sod all there to do bar the cinema. Mind you if he has tickets to The Painkiller my wife will kill him as we can't get over there to see it.

That is unless he is working at the only other firm there that I know uses contractors in which case could I ask him to nut their dot net programmers for gross stupidity.

The architect is Canadian - 'nuff said!

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