Sweepstake; Gadaffi and terminal illness

[Mich the Tester]

Assuming Gadaffi gets caught and brought to the court in the Hague, what terrible terminal illness will he claim to have?

My bet is Dementia.

[gingerjedi]

Syphilis - seriously.

[AtW]

Strong allergic reaction to lead.

[AlfredJPruffock]

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Mr Cameron knew full well
All that a speech can say
About Democracy
And what Dictators do,

The insincere rubbish - that he makes up
To an apathetic crew
Analysed all in his book,
The enlightenment - and moral decay
The habit-forming pain
Mismanagement and grief:
We must suffer them all again.

Into this neutral air
Where Tripolli Buildings stand
Their full height to proclaim

The Bombing of Collective Man,
Each language pours its vain
Competitive excuse:

But who can live for long
In an euphoric dream;
Out of the Media they stare

Imperialism's face
And the international wrong.

Faces along the bar
Cling to their average day:
Mr Fox inisists - the lights must never go out,

The music must always play,

Least - we should see where we are
Lost in a haunted wood,

Children - afraid of the night
Who have never been happy or good.

[MrMark]

We're assuming the man will be caught.
Problem is, he watched a lot of "Hogan's Heroes" when young. He's now got extensive tunnels all over the country.

[Pondlife]

Assuming Gadaffi gets caught and brought to the court in the Hague, what terrible terminal illness will he claim to have?

My bet is Dementia.

Well he ain't going to claim cancer with 3 months to live.

They'll just send him home.

[wobbegong]

Assuming Gadaffi gets caught and brought to the court in the Hague, what terrible terminal illness will he claim to have?

My bet is Dementia.

Good call.

"I was president of where, for how long??"

[amcdonald]

He'll claim to be delusional and paranoid citing his friendship of Tony Blair as proof

[Mich the Tester]

He'll claim to be delusional and paranoid citing his friendship of Tony Blair as proof

Damn it. That's a guaranteed get off clause.

[TimberWolf]

He'll claim to be delusional and paranoid citing his friendship of Tony Blair as proof

Yeah, he can claim he heard voices that told him to do those things, like Blair.