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Previously on "Sweepstake; Gadaffi and terminal illness"

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    He'll claim to be delusional and paranoid citing his friendship of Tony Blair as proof
    Yeah, he can claim he heard voices that told him to do those things, like Blair.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    He'll claim to be delusional and paranoid citing his friendship of Tony Blair as proof
    Damn it. That's a guaranteed get off clause.

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  • amcdonald
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    He'll claim to be delusional and paranoid citing his friendship of Tony Blair as proof

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Assuming Gadaffi gets caught and brought to the court in the Hague, what terrible terminal illness will he claim to have?

    My bet is Dementia.
    Good call.

    "I was president of where, for how long??"

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Assuming Gadaffi gets caught and brought to the court in the Hague, what terrible terminal illness will he claim to have?

    My bet is Dementia.
    Well he ain't going to claim cancer with 3 months to live.

    They'll just send him home.

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  • MrMark
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    We're assuming the man will be caught.
    Problem is, he watched a lot of "Hogan's Heroes" when young. He's now got extensive tunnels all over the country.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    * * * * *


    Mr Cameron knew full well
    All that a speech can say
    About Democracy
    And what Dictators do,

    The insincere rubbish - that he makes up
    To an apathetic crew
    Analysed all in his book,
    The enlightenment - and moral decay
    The habit-forming pain
    Mismanagement and grief:
    We must suffer them all again.

    Into this neutral air
    Where Tripolli Buildings stand
    Their full height to proclaim

    The Bombing of Collective Man,
    Each language pours its vain
    Competitive excuse:

    But who can live for long
    In an euphoric dream;
    Out of the Media they stare

    Imperialism's face
    And the international wrong.

    Faces along the bar
    Cling to their average day:
    Mr Fox inisists - the lights must never go out,

    The music must always play,

    Least - we should see where we are
    Lost in a haunted wood,

    Children - afraid of the night
    Who have never been happy or good.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 24 August 2011, 12:57.

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  • AtW
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    Strong allergic reaction to lead.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Syphilis - seriously.

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  • Mich the Tester
    started a topic Sweepstake; Gadaffi and terminal illness

    Sweepstake; Gadaffi and terminal illness

    Assuming Gadaffi gets caught and brought to the court in the Hague, what terrible terminal illness will he claim to have?

    My bet is Dementia.

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