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Damn it. That's a guaranteed get off clause.Originally posted by amcdonald View PostHe'll claim to be delusional and paranoid citing his friendship of Tony Blair as proof
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He'll claim to be delusional and paranoid citing his friendship of Tony Blair as proof
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Well he ain't going to claim cancer with 3 months to live.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAssuming Gadaffi gets caught and brought to the court in the Hague, what terrible terminal illness will he claim to have?
My bet is Dementia.
They'll just send him home.
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Mr Cameron knew full well
All that a speech can say
About Democracy
And what Dictators do,
The insincere rubbish - that he makes up
To an apathetic crew
Analysed all in his book,
The enlightenment - and moral decay
The habit-forming pain
Mismanagement and grief:
We must suffer them all again.
Into this neutral air
Where Tripolli Buildings stand
Their full height to proclaim
The Bombing of Collective Man,
Each language pours its vain
Competitive excuse:
But who can live for long
In an euphoric dream;
Out of the Media they stare
Imperialism's face
And the international wrong.
Faces along the bar
Cling to their average day:
Mr Fox inisists - the lights must never go out,
The music must always play,
Least - we should see where we are
Lost in a haunted wood,
Children - afraid of the night
Who have never been happy or good.Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 24 August 2011, 12:57.
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Sweepstake; Gadaffi and terminal illness
Assuming Gadaffi gets caught and brought to the court in the Hague, what terrible terminal illness will he claim to have?
My bet is Dementia.Tags: None
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