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    #21
    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    My MIL is well tasty, a fifty year old scorcher...MIL-ILF... If only I could get away with it ...
    Ewww. Thinking of my MIL is a good way to keep the wolf from the door if you know what I mean.
    Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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      #22
      Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
      Ewww. Thinking of my MIL is a good way to keep the wolf from the door if you know what I mean.
      We don't but your new title explains a lot...

      psychocandy is slower than a 486
      Congrats on hitting rock bottom. A title well deserved if I ever saw one.
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #23
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        We don't but your new title explains a lot...



        Congrats on hitting rock bottom. A title well deserved if I ever saw one.
        He ain't hit the bottom yet. There is still tape changing, the bench and chutney spoon to go. I'm also sure there is at least one below chuntney spoon but people have given russell some rep and I can't remember what it is.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #24
          Originally posted by eek View Post
          He ain't hit the bottom yet. There is still tape changing, the bench and chutney spoon to go. I'm also sure there is at least one below chuntney spoon but people have given russell some rep and I can't remember what it is.
          Retarded sibling of AndyW
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #25
            ....and there I was thinking that this was a thread about Microsoft Intermediate Language lol.

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              #26
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              We don't but your new title explains a lot...



              Congrats on hitting rock bottom. A title well deserved if I ever saw one.
              YES !!!!
              Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                #27
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                Does anyone else have a mother-in-law who stretches their patience beyond endurance?

                HTH.
                Oh, I thought MIL was "Memory Interface Layer", which was trashing a chunk of memory.

                Major communications failure there.
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Oh, I thought MIL was "Memory Interface Layer", which was trashing a chunk of memory.

                  Major communications failure there.
                  Don't worry, you're in good company!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                    Thinking of my MIL is a good way to keep the wolf from the door if you know what I mean.
                    My MIL could keep Lord Voldemort away from the door..............even if he was accompanied by a squadron of Spartan warriors and the Light Brigade!

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Where's my violin?
                      It'll be where you left it. With your keys.
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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