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Anyone else got MIL that does their chunk in?
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Thats just slightly irritating.....Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThankyou. Yes.
MIL; do you want a biscuit?
MTT; no thanks
MIL; are you sure?
MTT; yes
MIL; oh you do want a biscuit? Or do you want a piece of cake?
MTT; no thanks
MIL; so it'll just be biscuit?
MTT; no thanks
MIL; a piece of cake then?
MTT; no thanks
MIL; how about a sandwich?
MTT; no thanks, I'm not hungry
MIL; you must be hungry because you haven't eaten since you've been here
MTT;
I would love a MIL like that if that was her worse quality !!!!Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Aahhh......MILOriginally posted by psychocandy View PostThats just slightly irritating.....
I would love a MIL like that if that was her worse quality !!!!
I thought you said MILF
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Wouldnt be complaining if I had access to a decent MILF !!!Originally posted by TestMangler View PostAahhh......MIL
I thought you said MILF
Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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My MIL is well tasty, a fifty year old scorcher...MIL-ILF... If only I could get away with it ...
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Ask for a mother daughter threesome for your birthday. How could they say no?Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostMy MIL is well tasty, a fifty year old scorcher...MIL-ILF... If only I could get away with it ...
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I'm sure she would say a lot more than NO.Originally posted by doodab View PostAsk for a mother daughter threesome for your birthday. How could they say no?
HTHFiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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I suppose it could cause problems if the father in law wanted to join in. Perhaps he should be in charge of the video camera?Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostI'm sure she would say a lot more than NO.
HTHWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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My MIL died last year of a stage 3 glioblastoma.
Be thankful for what you've got."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Where's my violin?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostMy MIL died last year of a stage 3 glioblastoma.
Be thankful for what you've got.Comment
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