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Anyone else got MIL that does their chunk in?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThankyou. Yes.
MIL; do you want a biscuit?
MTT; no thanks
MIL; are you sure?
MTT; yes
MIL; oh you do want a biscuit? Or do you want a piece of cake?
MTT; no thanks
MIL; so it'll just be biscuit?
MTT; no thanks
MIL; a piece of cake then?
MTT; no thanks
MIL; how about a sandwich?
MTT; no thanks, I'm not hungry
MIL; you must be hungry because you haven't eaten since you've been here
MTT;
I would love a MIL like that if that was her worse quality !!!!Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostThats just slightly irritating.....
I would love a MIL like that if that was her worse quality !!!!
I thought you said MILFWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostAahhh......MIL
I thought you said MILFRhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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My MIL is well tasty, a fifty year old scorcher...MIL-ILF... If only I could get away with it ...Comment
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Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostMy MIL is well tasty, a fifty year old scorcher...MIL-ILF... If only I could get away with it ...While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostAsk for a mother daughter threesome for your birthday. How could they say no?
HTHFiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostI'm sure she would say a lot more than NO.
HTHWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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My MIL died last year of a stage 3 glioblastoma.
Be thankful for what you've got."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostMy MIL died last year of a stage 3 glioblastoma.
Be thankful for what you've got.Comment
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