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Anyone else got MIL that does their chunk in?

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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Ejukated under New Labour?
    Nope. I'm way too old !!!!
    Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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      #12
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Thankyou. Yes.

      MIL; do you want a biscuit?

      MTT; no thanks

      MIL; are you sure?

      MTT; yes

      MIL; oh you do want a biscuit? Or do you want a piece of cake?

      MTT; no thanks

      MIL; so it'll just be biscuit?

      MTT; no thanks

      MIL; a piece of cake then?

      MTT; no thanks

      MIL; how about a sandwich?

      MTT; no thanks, I'm not hungry

      MIL; you must be hungry because you haven't eaten since you've been here

      MTT;
      Thats just slightly irritating.....

      I would love a MIL like that if that was her worse quality !!!!
      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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        #13
        Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
        Thats just slightly irritating.....

        I would love a MIL like that if that was her worse quality !!!!
        Aahhh......MIL

        I thought you said MILF
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #14
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Aahhh......MIL

          I thought you said MILF
          Wouldnt be complaining if I had access to a decent MILF !!!
          Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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            #15
            My MIL is well tasty, a fifty year old scorcher...MIL-ILF... If only I could get away with it ...

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              #16
              Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
              My MIL is well tasty, a fifty year old scorcher...MIL-ILF... If only I could get away with it ...
              Ask for a mother daughter threesome for your birthday. How could they say no?
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Ask for a mother daughter threesome for your birthday. How could they say no?
                I'm sure she would say a lot more than NO.

                HTH
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                  I'm sure she would say a lot more than NO.

                  HTH
                  I suppose it could cause problems if the father in law wanted to join in. Perhaps he should be in charge of the video camera?
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #19
                    My MIL died last year of a stage 3 glioblastoma.

                    Be thankful for what you've got.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                      My MIL died last year of a stage 3 glioblastoma.

                      Be thankful for what you've got.
                      Where's my violin?

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