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Nothing more special change baba's nappy
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Have you experianced the holy trinity yet? The tulip, Piss and Puke during a single nappy change. It's quite something...WibbleComment
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Originally posted by Cr1spy View PostHave you experianced the holy trinity yet? The tulip, Piss and Puke during a single nappy change. It's quite something...
which is something I am familiar with
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostPlan b - the baby change piss and poo screen, a transparent, flexible screen which allows you to change the baby without getting muck on anything but your hands.
The marketing could use some work...
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Top tip learned while changing niece's nappies - pop a baby wipe over the bits during cleaning & changing just in case. Stops the stream of wee blasting all over the place.Comment
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Originally posted by eek View Postor eat anything. You need to cut short and then clean underneath. Remember 70% of dirt under your finger nails is pooOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostTop tip learned while changing niece's nappies - pop a baby wipe over the bits during cleaning & changing just in case. Stops the stream of wee blasting all over the place.
Remove sides of nappy.
Then pull nappy from back to front in a wiping motion. Apply soft wipe or digging out of the herbaceous border depending on the depth of the offending item.
Then apply speed. A quick movement, once, twice, three times - depending on situation. Ensure child is placed at 180 degrees and the angle of movement is no more than 45 degrees, dependent on the situation. Hold legs between fingers accordingly (like holding a chicken) and with strength to ensure the angle of wriggle does not exceed the angle of finger hold. Move quickly and efficiently, ignoring all crying, whinging or general messing about.
Whip child up again at 45 degrees from the mat, before slipping nappy in place. Ensure no twisting and angling before ensuring child is in optimal postion and taping the sides up with minimal fuss.
In case of operational disaster (ie. twists out of the way, to slow to get wipes in/nappy on or tantrum etc ) prepare exit strategy which consists of 'FFS, what have you been feeding them', 'it was like the Exorcist you had to see it', or ' this is womens work, I'm a highly paid professional you know' make sure the excuses are in ready.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAmateur.
Remove sides of nappy.
Then pull nappy from back to front in a wiping motion. Apply soft wipe or digging out of the herbaceous border depending on the depth of the offending item.
Then apply speed. A quick movement, once, twice, three times - depending on situation. Ensure child is placed at 180 degrees and the angle of movement is no more than 45 degrees, dependent on the situation. Hold legs between fingers accordingly (like holding a chicken) and with strength to ensure the angle of wriggle does not exceed the angle of finger hold. Move quickly and efficiently, ignoring all crying, whinging or general messing about.
Whip child up again at 45 degrees from the mat, before slipping nappy in place. Ensure no twisting and angling before ensuring child is in optimal postion and taping the sides up with minimal fuss.
In case of operational disaster (ie. twists out of the way, to slow to get wipes in/nappy on or tantrum etc ) prepare exit strategy which consists of 'FFS, what have you been feeding them', 'it was like the Exorcist you had to see it', or ' this is womens work, I'm a highly paid professional you know' make sure the excuses are in ready.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostThe difference is RH is talking about a baby, you're talking about your mum.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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