and then the fart with all manor of fallout landing on your hand. I'm sure I'll look back and laugh one day. Not today though!
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Oh - I don't know. I think baby boys have a specially timed skill of pissing all down your clean shirt just as you lean over to wipe their arse.Originally posted by scooterscot View Post -
Plan b - the baby change piss and poo screen, a transparent, flexible screen which allows you to change the baby without getting muck on anything but your hands.
The marketing could use some work..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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And don't rule out projectile vomit as a contender...Comment
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Be glad its not girls. Mine seemed to aim for my sleeve and hit nine times out of ten. I took to wearing short sleeves and was thankfully I was working from home.Originally posted by k2p2 View Postmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Some good ideas. Instead learning to change a nappy under 10 seconds is my aim for those next 18 months."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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Your baby farts out stately homes? Oooooh, if it farts out a Jag, me wantee!Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
Anywoo, are you a new parent/gparent? Congrats anyway.Comment
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Remember, even though you can no longer smell it, it's still under your nails. Don't chew them.Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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ughOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostRemember, even though you can no longer smell it, it's still under your nails. Don't chew them."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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