Whichever option gets the most votes will be submitted as an e-petition. Poll to follow in my own good time.
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CUK E-petition poll
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CUK E-petition poll
18The tulip should become official flower of U.K.11.11%2It should be a criminal offence to lick the chutney spoon and put it back.0.00%0Foreign-born Marillion fans should be expelled from the country.5.56%1There should be a re-match of the Battle of Hastings.16.67%3Publishing fake contract advertisements should be punishable by 25 years hard labour.11.11%2Retrospective legislation should be retrospectively banned.22.22%4Test please delete.5.56%1Glasgow should become capital of the U.K.11.11%2Powerful company cars for the sexually inadequate should attract zero taxation as a Benefit in Kind.0.00%0Andy W’s Mum should mud fight the Queen for the Crown16.67%3The poll is expired.
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You missed one.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWhichever option gets the most votes will be submitted as an e-petition. Poll to follow in my own good time.
People who start E-petitions should be hung from the nearest yard-arm. Votes 1What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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'Hanged' is the corect term, duh-brain.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou missed one.
People who start E-petitions should be hung from the nearest yard-arm. Votes 1Comment
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Where is the option that states that Scotsmen should be allowed to shoot Morris Dancers with a bow and arrow?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Choose the 'Glasgow' option. It's implicit in that.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWhere is the option that states that Scotsmen should be allowed to shoot Morris Dancers with a bow and arrow?

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3 votes now. Hope your mum has packed clean underwear for you.Originally posted by Old Greg View Post'Hanged' is the corect term, duh-brain.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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So have you been struggling since your weekly cocaine delivery was intercepted?Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post3 votes now. Hope your mum has packed clean underwear for you.Comment
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85000 votes at the moment. I'll offer to pull the handle.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSo have you been struggling since your weekly cocaine delivery was intercepted?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Well if it's got to be someone, I'd plump for an incompetent cretin with the shakes.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post85000 votes at the moment. I'll offer to pull the handle.Comment
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