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AtW replied

5 August 2011, 21:37
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You have a garage

Shared garage with a few other lucky tenants who live in the property.

No garden!
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AtW replied

5 August 2011, 21:37
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Half a sofa. I'm shorting it.

The corner joining element was too big to fit through the door, FFS
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Zippy replied

5 August 2011, 21:36
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I got a nice sofa now

Well, part of it did not fit through the front door - so I have to keep it in the garage!

You have a garage
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MarillionFan replied

5 August 2011, 21:35
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I got a nice sofa now

Half a sofa. I'm shorting it.
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AtW replied

5 August 2011, 21:34
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

It's all he has to sit on, poor chap.

I got a nice sofa now

Well, part of it did not fit through the front door - so I have to keep it in the garage!
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Zippy replied

5 August 2011, 21:27
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

AtW has an oven

It's all he has to sit on, poor chap.
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MarillionFan replied

5 August 2011, 21:22
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

AtW has an oven

ATW cleans stuff!!!
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Cliphead replied

5 August 2011, 19:35
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

There's always oven cleaner.

AtW has an oven
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2011, 19:26
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Aye. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

MF

There's always oven cleaner.
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AtW replied

5 August 2011, 19:24
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

So have you been struggling since your weekly cocaine delivery was intercepted?

Aye. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

MF
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2011, 19:24
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

85000 votes at the moment. I'll offer to pull the handle.

Well if it's got to be someone, I'd plump for an incompetent cretin with the shakes.
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MarillionFan replied

5 August 2011, 19:21
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

So have you been struggling since your weekly cocaine delivery was intercepted?

85000 votes at the moment. I'll offer to pull the handle.
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2011, 19:14
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

3 votes now. Hope your mum has packed clean underwear for you.

So have you been struggling since your weekly cocaine delivery was intercepted?
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MarillionFan replied

5 August 2011, 18:15
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

'Hanged' is the corect term, duh-brain.

3 votes now. Hope your mum has packed clean underwear for you.
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2011, 17:59
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Where is the option that states that Scotsmen should be allowed to shoot Morris Dancers with a bow and arrow?

Choose the 'Glasgow' option. It's implicit in that.
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