Whichever option gets the most votes will be submitted as an e-petition. Poll to follow in my own good time.
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18The tulip should become official flower of U.K.11.11%2It should be a criminal offence to lick the chutney spoon and put it back.0.00%0Foreign-born Marillion fans should be expelled from the country.5.56%1There should be a re-match of the Battle of Hastings.16.67%3Publishing fake contract advertisements should be punishable by 25 years hard labour.11.11%2Retrospective legislation should be retrospectively banned.22.22%4Test please delete.5.56%1Glasgow should become capital of the U.K.11.11%2Powerful company cars for the sexually inadequate should attract zero taxation as a Benefit in Kind.0.00%0Andy W’s Mum should mud fight the Queen for the Crown16.67%3The poll is expired.
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Nice on OG. Have to have a bit of a think for this one.
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You missed one.Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
People who start E-petitions should be hung from the nearest yard-arm. Votes 1What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Where is the option that states that Scotsmen should be allowed to shoot Morris Dancers with a bow and arrow?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Choose the 'Glasgow' option. It's implicit in that.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWhere is the option that states that Scotsmen should be allowed to shoot Morris Dancers with a bow and arrow?
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3 votes now. Hope your mum has packed clean underwear for you.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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So have you been struggling since your weekly cocaine delivery was intercepted?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostComment
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85000 votes at the moment. I'll offer to pull the handle.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Well if it's got to be someone, I'd plump for an incompetent cretin with the shakes.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostComment
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