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    #21
    Can I be your test case?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      Cretin.
      That is the best compliment I have had
      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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        #23
        Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
        That is the best compliment I have had
        Good man. The lady doesn't like bed-wetters.

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          #24
          OK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            OK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.
            Stick a mirror in the window facing in. That's all you need to watch.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Stick a mirror in the window facing in. That's all you need to watch.
              You turned up quick.

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                #27
                Cretinous cretin

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  About time! I have been single-handedly performing that role for years without any thanks
                  What are you doing with your other hand?

                  Thanks.
                  Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    OK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.
                    I'm afraid it's too late. We've been over-run with cretins. And you can't tell any any more. Sometimes people appear normal then reveal themselves as a cretin.
                    I'm going to make a last ditch stand at my local, if you can prove you're not a cretin you're welcome to join me - we can try and keep them at bay.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      I'm afraid it's too late. We've been over-run with cretins. And you can't tell any any more. Sometimes people appear normal then reveal themselves as a cretin.
                      I'm going to make a last ditch stand at my local, if you can prove you're not a cretin you're welcome to join me - we can try and keep them at bay.
                      I have set up a formal CUK cretinwatch group, not just to keep an eye on things, but as a post-apocalyptic refuge for continuity in case the worst happens.

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