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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I'm afraid it's too late. We've been over-run with cretins. And you can't tell any any more. Sometimes people appear normal then reveal themselves as a cretin.
    I'm going to make a last ditch stand at my local, if you can prove you're not a cretin you're welcome to join me - we can try and keep them at bay.
    I have set up a formal CUK cretinwatch group, not just to keep an eye on things, but as a post-apocalyptic refuge for continuity in case the worst happens.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    OK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.
    I'm afraid it's too late. We've been over-run with cretins. And you can't tell any any more. Sometimes people appear normal then reveal themselves as a cretin.
    I'm going to make a last ditch stand at my local, if you can prove you're not a cretin you're welcome to join me - we can try and keep them at bay.

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  • doomage
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    About time! I have been single-handedly performing that role for years without any thanks
    What are you doing with your other hand?

    Thanks.

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  • oracleslave
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    Cretinous cretin

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Stick a mirror in the window facing in. That's all you need to watch.
    You turned up quick.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    OK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.
    Stick a mirror in the window facing in. That's all you need to watch.

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  • Old Greg
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    OK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    That is the best compliment I have had
    Good man. The lady doesn't like bed-wetters.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Cretin.
    That is the best compliment I have had

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  • suityou01
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    Can I be your test case?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Even though I am an agent I have never been called a cretin
    Cretin.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Even though I am an agent I have never been called a cretin

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    2nd reserve after Pondy.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Cheers.

    To be honest though; between dealing with a 2 yr old and the cretinous bunch of tards at clientco, I think I am nearly at full quota.
    That's the type of experience we're crying out for.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Can I make an appeal for non-cretin board members who have not already done so to volunteer for the Cretinwatch rota. Even if you only have two hours per week, it will be a big help, as increasing levels of cretinism are starting to stretch us.

    As a reminder, the board has an algorithm to automatically identify potential cretins among new members. The on-duty moderator will confirm a cretin and then an automated SMS goes to whoever is on-call on the Cretinwatch rota. This ensures an early commencement of bullying, which is of obvious benefit to us all. Just PM me or Admin if you want to join.

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