Reply to: Cretinwatch Rota

[Old Greg]

I'm afraid it's too late. We've been over-run with cretins. And you can't tell any any more. Sometimes people appear normal then reveal themselves as a cretin.
I'm going to make a last ditch stand at my local, if you can prove you're not a cretin you're welcome to join me - we can try and keep them at bay.

I have set up a formal CUK cretinwatch group, not just to keep an eye on things, but as a post-apocalyptic refuge for continuity in case the worst happens.

[sasguru]

OK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.

I'm afraid it's too late. We've been over-run with cretins. And you can't tell any any more. Sometimes people appear normal then reveal themselves as a cretin.
I'm going to make a last ditch stand at my local, if you can prove you're not a cretin you're welcome to join me - we can try and keep them at bay.

[doomage]

About time! I have been single-handedly performing that role for years without any thanks

What are you doing with your other hand?

Thanks.

[oracleslave]

Cretinous cretin

[Old Greg]

Stick a mirror in the window facing in. That's all you need to watch.

You turned up quick.

[MarillionFan]

OK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.

Stick a mirror in the window facing in. That's all you need to watch.

[Old Greg]

OK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.

[Old Greg]

That is the best compliment I have had

Good man. The lady doesn't like bed-wetters.

[DodgyAgent]

Cretin.

That is the best compliment I have had

[suityou01]

Can I be your test case?

[Old Greg]

Even though I am an agent I have never been called a cretin

Cretin.

[DodgyAgent]

Even though I am an agent I have never been called a cretin

[Old Greg]

2nd reserve after Pondy.

[Old Greg]

Cheers.

To be honest though; between dealing with a 2 yr old and the cretinous bunch of tards at clientco, I think I am nearly at full quota.

That's the type of experience we're crying out for.

[DodgyAgent]

Can I make an appeal for non-cretin board members who have not already done so to volunteer for the Cretinwatch rota. Even if you only have two hours per week, it will be a big help, as increasing levels of cretinism are starting to stretch us.

As a reminder, the board has an algorithm to automatically identify potential cretins among new members. The on-duty moderator will confirm a cretin and then an automated SMS goes to whoever is on-call on the Cretinwatch rota. This ensures an early commencement of bullying, which is of obvious benefit to us all. Just PM me or Admin if you want to join.