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Previously on "Cretinwatch Rota"
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I have set up a formal CUK cretinwatch group, not just to keep an eye on things, but as a post-apocalyptic refuge for continuity in case the worst happens.
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I'm afraid it's too late. We've been over-run with cretins. And you can't tell any any more. Sometimes people appear normal then reveal themselves as a cretin.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostOK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.
I'm going to make a last ditch stand at my local, if you can prove you're not a cretin you're welcome to join me - we can try and keep them at bay.
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Stick a mirror in the window facing in. That's all you need to watch.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostOK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.
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OK folks, we've let this slip recently, and we can see the results. Now that there's a proper group established, we can bring a bit more rigour to our vigilance.
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That is the best compliment I have hadOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostCretin.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostCan I make an appeal for non-cretin board members who have not already done so to volunteer for the Cretinwatch rota. Even if you only have two hours per week, it will be a big help, as increasing levels of cretinism are starting to stretch us.
As a reminder, the board has an algorithm to automatically identify potential cretins among new members. The on-duty moderator will confirm a cretin and then an automated SMS goes to whoever is on-call on the Cretinwatch rota. This ensures an early commencement of bullying, which is of obvious benefit to us all. Just PM me or Admin if you want to join.
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