Cretinwatch Rota

[Old Greg]

I've spotted 4 on this thread already. Can I join the rota?

I doubt it, but don't let that stop you from any freelance bullying. Build a strong portfolio and we may reconsider.

[MaryPoppins]

I doubt it, but don't let that stop you from any freelance bullying. Build a strong portfolio and we may reconsider.

Do you want to provide a list of candidates you will consider?

[oracleslave]

As I used to explain to my girlfriends, we both know I'm going to disappoint you, the question is how often and how badly.

I also like

As Henry VIII said to one of his wives: "I shan't keep you long".

[Old Greg]

Do you want to provide a list of candidates you will consider?

No, but you can join.

[MaryPoppins]

No, but you can join.

Cheers.

To be honest though; between dealing with a 2 yr old and the cretinous bunch of tards at clientco, I think I am nearly at full quota.

[DodgyAgent]

Can I make an appeal for non-cretin board members who have not already done so to volunteer for the Cretinwatch rota. Even if you only have two hours per week, it will be a big help, as increasing levels of cretinism are starting to stretch us.

As a reminder, the board has an algorithm to automatically identify potential cretins among new members. The on-duty moderator will confirm a cretin and then an automated SMS goes to whoever is on-call on the Cretinwatch rota. This ensures an early commencement of bullying, which is of obvious benefit to us all. Just PM me or Admin if you want to join.

[Old Greg]

Cheers.

To be honest though; between dealing with a 2 yr old and the cretinous bunch of tards at clientco, I think I am nearly at full quota.

That's the type of experience we're crying out for.

[Old Greg]

2nd reserve after Pondy.

[DodgyAgent]

Even though I am an agent I have never been called a cretin

[Old Greg]

Even though I am an agent I have never been called a cretin

Cretin.