Originally posted by suityou01
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I need a pot noodle….
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHanging is too good for some
My Mrs is forever telling me she wishes I was properly hungWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostRope on it's way in the post
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostGood job. He can fashion himself a Bridgend Cravat!!
OUCH !!When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostGood god - I just read this post, without realising what I was doing started to laugh, as I started to look at the said fair maiden, who looked back at me, which made me realise I was looking at her, so had to jerk my head at a weird angle to pretend I was actually looking at the ceiling instead.
Carrying on spasmodically jerking, count to 10 then scream "Vagina!" at the top of your voice. When she gives you a startled look, explain you have tourettes and you'll be up to your nuts in guts in no time at all.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostDave over there says your name is Wilma
My name's not Rodney, you plonker.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostThere is a desk just opposite me, someone from another team has moved onto it a few weeks ago.
As today is dress down day for the awards ceremony at a hotel later on, this lass is looking hot. Sizzling. Like she is dressed up for a night on the town."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by ee61re View PostPictures please?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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