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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostThere is a desk just opposite me, someone from another team has moved onto it a few weeks ago.
As today is dress down day for the awards ceremony at a hotel later on, this lass is looking hot. Sizzling. Like she is dressed up for a night on the town.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostGood god - I just read this post, without realising what I was doing started to laugh, as I started to look at the said fair maiden, who looked back at me, which made me realise I was looking at her, so had to jerk my head at a weird angle to pretend I was actually looking at the ceiling instead.
Carrying on spasmodically jerking, count to 10 then scream "Vagina!" at the top of your voice. When she gives you a startled look, explain you have tourettes and you'll be up to your nuts in guts in no time at all.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostGood job. He can fashion himself a Bridgend Cravat!!
OUCH !!
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHanging is too good for some
My Mrs is forever telling me she wishes I was properly hung
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSidle up to her, or sachet up to her if you prefer.
Nonchalantly push your ray-bans to the edge of your nose and peer over them and make eye contact.
Then repeat these words :
"Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat lass!"
In the ensuing laughter, suggest a drink after work.
Piece of cake.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMan flu is serious tulip. I'd appreciate some support here.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostNot been bold enough to ask her that as yet..... Oooh, this is hard!
1. Identify the main competition. (some body building twat with a gob full of teeth)
2. Approach the bird and say 'Dave over there says your name is Wilma, but I told him it's......'
then she will jump in and offer up her name to you. then you come on here and tell us
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