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Pictures please?Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post... this lass is looking hot. Sizzling....
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Make it realistic at least, Dave.Originally posted by DaveB View PostI can see the Daily Mail headline now:
Drunken IT contractor became leering pervert after half a shandy.
"It was horrible" said his beautiful blonde victim from her £250,000 city center apartment.
"He seemed relativly normal at firstPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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POTD!Originally posted by TestMangler View PostRemember to have a hand shandy in client co bogs before you talk to her.
We don't want any nasty accidents now, do we ?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Wilmslow is a ...permy!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMake it realistic at least, Dave.
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What's the hotties name Wilmslow ?
you can tell a lot about a bird by her name
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Maybe DaveB use to work at NOtW?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMake it realistic at least, Dave.If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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Wilma. Current office fight club champion.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhat's the hotties name Wilmslow ?
Allegedly.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
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Not been bold enough to ask her that as yet..... Oooh, this is hard!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhat's the hotties name Wilmslow ?
you can tell a lot about a bird by her name

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Stop fiddling with it under the desk then.Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostNot been bold enough to ask her that as yet..... Oooh, this is hard!
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