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Make up your mind.Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt wasn't meant to be tough, I think you misunderstood the context of my post.
But yes, you're right, I am.
How astute. Have a
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..men and matchstalk cats and dogsOriginally posted by Churchill View Post"And he painted Matchstalk..."
Join in chaps!!!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Whereas, you don't need a shandy.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou have to watch TW, after a shandy he thinks he can take on the world.Comment
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For sure. And yours, when she pays enough.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou kiss your mother with that mouth?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Whippet?? Luxury! We were so poor we could only afford a time-share on a pigeon.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostOoops
See'thee 'ehe am ah allowed ta fetch uz whippet wi' uz intoa t' thread?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Can we rename it as "THE POVERTY THREAD" ?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Nah, they were a bunch of Jessies.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe's a lad from Macc.
Born in Scotland, raised in Cornwall, yer all a bunch of
as far as I'm concerned
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If you can afford it.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostCan we rename it as "THE POVERTY THREAD" ?Comment
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Ahhm made in Bristol...Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostNortherners are famous for the poetry, being tough, hard drinkining and Wallace and Grommit
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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