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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt wasn't meant to be tough, I think you misunderstood the context of my post.
But yes, you're right, I am.
How astute. Have aComment
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Originally posted by Churchill View Post"And he painted Matchstalk..."
Join in chaps!!!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou have to watch TW, after a shandy he thinks he can take on the world.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou kiss your mother with that mouth?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostOoops
See'thee 'ehe am ah allowed ta fetch uz whippet wi' uz intoa t' thread?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Can we rename it as "THE POVERTY THREAD" ?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe's a lad from Macc.
Born in Scotland, raised in Cornwall, yer all a bunch of as far as I'm concerned"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostCan we rename it as "THE POVERTY THREAD" ?Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostNortherners are famous for the poetry, being tough, hard drinkining and Wallace and Grommit
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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