Northerners Only thread

[Churchill]

I thought you were working in Swindon?

You'll have to watch that thinking lark, it'll get you into all sorts of trouble.

[Incognito]

My mum doesn't do midget porn.

She says there's not much demand for it.

Bollox

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[lje]

So - what's the criteria here? People who live in the north or people who were born in the north?

As a southern lass who saw the error of her ways and married a Yorkshire man and lives there too am I allowed to join the party?

Or should I go and cry in the corner?

[Churchill]

So - what's the criteria here? People who live in the north or people who were born in the north?

As a southern lass who saw the error of her ways and married a Yorkshire man and lives there too am I allowed to join the party?

Or should I go and cry in the corner?

Nope, you're an incomer!

[MarillionFan]

So - what's the criteria here? People who live in the north or people who were born in the north?

As a southern lass who saw the error of her ways and married a Yorkshire man and lives there too am I allowed to join the party?

Or should I go and cry in the corner?

As you were a southerner who has married a northerner you are now sullied goods. They may accept you but to us down South of Watford you are dead to us.

I hope your parents disowned you.

[Clippy]

So - what's the criteria here? People who live in the north or people who were born in the north?

As a southern lass who saw the error of her ways and married a Yorkshire man and lives there too am I allowed to join the party?

Or should I go and cry in the corner?

Simple - if the below video plays like one of your childhood home movies you're in.

[Churchill]

As you were a southerner who has married a northerner you are now sullied goods. They may accept you but to us down South of Watford you are dead to us.

I hope your parents disowned you.

That was rather unkind. **** off back to the Overweight drug addicts topic.

[Churchill]

Simple - if the below video plays like one of your childhood home movies your in.

Her "what" is in?

[DaveB]

As you were a southerner who has married a northerner you are now sullied goods. They may accept you but to us down South of Watford you are dead to us.

I hope your parents disowned you.

Shut thy gob, I'll spill more ale down me front than thee'll sup tha night!

[MarillionFan]

That was rather unkind. **** off back to the Overweight drug addicts topic.

Name one decent thing Northerners have ever done for England.