Northerners Only thread

[SimonMac]

I'm not northern darling.

So your not objecting to the "loose legged" accusation?!

[Churchill]

This thread is racist. You cannot include people on the basis of where you live, limited intellect, wife beating skills and the ridiculous guttaral accent you may have and exclude all others

I'm following my viking ancestors, raping and pillaging abroad during the week and returning to my homeland at the weekend with my spoils of war.

[EternalOptimist]

I'm not northern darling.

Well. Arh'll go t' foot of our stairs

[MaryPoppins]

So your not objecting to the "loose legged" accusation?!

I'm used to it, from that frustrated knobgobbler.

[Pondlife]

I once went northwards for a time, to sample their delights.
But all I saw were half-dressed birds, having alcopops and fights.

I’d hoped to see the shipbuild yards, that once built our great navy
But sadly they’re all closed down now, so I had chips with cheese and gravy.

I’d heard the landscape was superb, will rolling peaks and dales
But all the towns were grey and bleak, Just like my homeland Wales.

[Troll]

so I had chips with cheese and gravy.

you should of course have had meat & potato pie,chips, mushy peas & gravy

ambrosia

[TimberWolf]

I'm following my viking ancestors, raping and pillaging abroad during the week and returning to my homeland at the weekend with my spoils of war.

I thought you were working in Swindon?

[MarillionFan]

I'm used to it, from that frustrated knobgobbler.

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

[Incognito]

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Yours apparently.

[MarillionFan]

Yours apparently.

My mum doesn't do midget porn.

She says there's not much demand for it.