Pains in my ******* kidneys!!!

[SimonMac]

Have you suffered enough yet? I think its time to put away my Churchy Voodoo Doll for the time being then

Have you been doinking any dirty little slappers?

What are you implying about the lovely CM?

[cailin maith]

What are you implying about the lovely CM?

Leave me out of this, whatever your issue is with Churchill, do not drag me into it.

[MarillionFan]

I'm up for this, whatever your issue is with Churchill, please drag me into it.

ftfy

[cailin maith]

ftfy

You can stop your bloody messing too.

[Mich the Tester]

Ok, when I wake up in the morning and or when I want a wee/piss/jimmy's, I have excruciating pains in my lower back, predominantly on the right side but now on the left too.

What the hell is it?

Answers on a postcard please!

Do you snore?

[Gibbon]

Latte? 'king lightweight!

Yep, agree there. Latte is a womens and kids drink in Italy and no self respecting male would even order a cappuccino after 11am as it is meant as a breakfast drink.

Coffee shops in this country are w*nk and kid you they are Italian. It's like saying a Balti is an Indian dish.

BTW don't order a 'Latte' in a less touristy part of Italy. The way we pronounce it you will end up with 'La Te' i.e cup of tea or at best a glass of milk much to Mrs Gibbons embarrassment and my amusement.

Churchill - get to the Docs and fingers crossed.

[Mich the Tester]

Yep, agree there. Latte is a womens and kids drink in Italy and no self respecting male would even order a cappuccino after 11am as it is meant as a breakfast drink.

The Dutch have a type of coffee called 'koffie verkeerd', which can translate as 'coffee wrong' or 'coffee upside down'. It's basically the same thing as latte and has been around a lot longer than starbucks, but you just don't feel such a poof ordering it. My coffee machine makes it rather well, and I like to dunk digestive biscuits in it. Still arguing with the good lady though; she believes that dark chocolate digestives should be used for coffee dunking, while I prefer plain digestives. Fascinating isn't it?

[DaveB]

Yep, agree there. Latte is a womens and kids drink in Italy and no self respecting male would even order a cappuccino after 11am as it is meant as a breakfast drink.

Coffee shops in this country are w*nk and kid you they are Italian. It's like saying a Balti is an Indian dish.

BTW don't order a 'Latte' in a less touristy part of Italy. The way we pronounce it you will end up with 'La Te' i.e cup of tea or at best a glass of milk much to Mrs Gibbons embarrassment and my amusement.

Churchill - get to the Docs and fingers crossed.

I've had the best and worst coffee of my life in Italy.

The best was in a back street, standing room only bar in Venice near the fish market. Superb Americano that tasted like it smelled, if you know what I mean.

The worst was in the hotel dining room at breakfast on the same trip. Nasty nasty self service machine brewed muck. I ended up drinking tea instead.

[minestrone]

Is he dead yet?

[shaunbhoy]

I've had the best and worst coffee of my life in Italy.

The best was in a back street, standing room only bar in Venice near the fish market. Superb Americano that tasted like it smelled, if you know what I mean.

The worst was in the hotel dining room at breakfast on the same trip. Nasty nasty self service machine brewed muck. I ended up drinking tea instead.

Last office I worked in there was a "big-boned" bird always used to order "a small latte"..................then accompanied it with a blueberry muffin the size of her head!