Another Suityou dullest thread in the world

[fullyautomatix]

Ah the posion dwarf has turned up.

Night all

Oh dont go yet. Tell us what you are having for dinner and what movie you are watching tonight.

[MaryPoppins]

Ah the posion dwarf has turned up.

Night all

Seriously. You give a thread this title, populate it with this twaddle...and expect not to get the piss taken? I admire your continued optimism.

[mudskipper]

Just had a call from the pimp. ClientCo has had orders from their parent company to stop all work on the project I was joining.

The contract has fallen through.

There's room on my banquette. As long as you're not allergic to cats.

[Zippy]

There's room on my banquette. As long as you're not allergic to cats.

k2p2's banquette is obviously the place to be

[oracleslave]

k2p2's banquette is obviously the place to be

Is banquette some cuk term I am unaware of? Can one bleed one's radiators whilst attending the banquette?

[mudskipper]

Is banquette some cuk term I am unaware of? Can one bleed one's radiators whilst attending the banquette?

It's pronounced bonk-ette. One does not attend, one parks one's derriere.

[MarillionFan]

It's pronounced bonk-ette. One does not attend, one parks one's derriere.

Disgraceful. Are you and Mary having a sleaze-off?

Remember, there are a lot of IT people on here. Please don't tease them. Oracle has already had to take a trip to the bathroom.

[oracleslave]

Oracle has already had to take a trip to the bathroom.

Incorrect, I made liberal use of the curtains as is my manly prerogative.

[mudskipper]

Disgraceful. Are you and Mary having a sleaze-off?

No chance - my dad taught me only to pick fights I'm going to win.