Reply to: Another Suityou dullest thread in the world

[mudskipper]

Disgraceful. Are you and Mary having a sleaze-off?

No chance - my dad taught me only to pick fights I'm going to win.

[oracleslave]

Oracle has already had to take a trip to the bathroom.

Incorrect, I made liberal use of the curtains as is my manly prerogative.

[MarillionFan]

It's pronounced bonk-ette. One does not attend, one parks one's derriere.

Disgraceful. Are you and Mary having a sleaze-off?

Remember, there are a lot of IT people on here. Please don't tease them. Oracle has already had to take a trip to the bathroom.

[mudskipper]

Is banquette some cuk term I am unaware of? Can one bleed one's radiators whilst attending the banquette?

It's pronounced bonk-ette. One does not attend, one parks one's derriere.

[oracleslave]

k2p2's banquette is obviously the place to be

Is banquette some cuk term I am unaware of? Can one bleed one's radiators whilst attending the banquette?

[Zippy]

There's room on my banquette. As long as you're not allergic to cats.

k2p2's banquette is obviously the place to be

[mudskipper]

Just had a call from the pimp. ClientCo has had orders from their parent company to stop all work on the project I was joining.

The contract has fallen through.

There's room on my banquette. As long as you're not allergic to cats.

[MaryPoppins]

Ah the posion dwarf has turned up.

Night all

Seriously. You give a thread this title, populate it with this twaddle...and expect not to get the piss taken? I admire your continued optimism.

[fullyautomatix]

Ah the posion dwarf has turned up.

Night all

Oh dont go yet. Tell us what you are having for dinner and what movie you are watching tonight.

[sasguru]

Ah the posion dwarf has turned up.

Night all

Pfffffffffffsssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttt.


Aahhhhhh!

[suityou01]

I believe that's what the agency told the guy we chose to reject in favour of a better candidate, too. Perhaps it was you.

Ah the posion dwarf has turned up.

Night all

[sasguru]

Strange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.

Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.

No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.

Really? Here's one I'm 100% sure about:

You will remain a bedwetting crybaby.

If indeed you are a dad (and haven't made all that up) it is quite shocking since you come across as a child yourself.

[fullyautomatix]

Strange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.

Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.

No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.

It isnt the end of the world SuitYou. Lessons learnt from this. You are a bit over eager to let us know about a new contract but maybe next time start the post when you have reached the client's place.

[MaryPoppins]

Strange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.

Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.

No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.

I believe that's what the agency told the guy we chose to reject in favour of a better candidate, too. Perhaps it was you.

[suityou01]

It pains me to do this, especially when it is a sad situation of a nice bloke losing a contract, but what the heck.

WHS ++

Strange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.

Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.

No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.