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Yo momma so fat, when she visit, the tyres on your house go flat.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostThis thread is becoming like a teen chat room telling each other yo momma jokes
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostFFS! What an utterly predictable denouement.
It pains me to do this, especially when it is a sad situation of a nice bloke losing a contract, but what the heck.
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Strange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostIt pains me to do this, especially when it is a sad situation of a nice bloke losing a contract, but what the heck.
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Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.
No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.
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I believe that's what the agency told the guy we chose to reject in favour of a better candidate, too. Perhaps it was you.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostStrange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.
Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.
No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It isnt the end of the world SuitYou. Lessons learnt from this. You are a bit over eager to let us know about a new contract but maybe next time start the post when you have reached the client's place.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostStrange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.
Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.
No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.
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Really? Here's one I'm 100% sure about:Originally posted by suityou01 View PostStrange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.
Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.
No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.
You will remain a bedwetting crybaby.

If indeed you are a dad (and haven't made all that up) it is quite shocking since you come across as a child yourself.Hard Brexit now!
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Ah the posion dwarf has turned up.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI believe that's what the agency told the guy we chose to reject in favour of a better candidate, too. Perhaps it was you.
Night all
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Pfffffffffffsssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttt.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAh the posion dwarf has turned up.
Night all
Aahhhhhh!Hard Brexit now!
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