FFS! What an utterly predictable denouement.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Another Suityou dullest thread in the world
Collapse
X
-
-
Actually MF set it all up to wind you up.
He was going to do it again but I said enough, stop picking on the fat kid.Comment
-
cock off you penile wartOriginally posted by sasguru View PostFFS! What an utterly predictable denouement.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
-
Bad luck - Same thing has happened to me in the past.
I guess it's God's way of telling you to look for another contract.
Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
-
Comment
-
Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
-
It was a team effort. Thanks to Dodgy agent for running the setup. Obviously Sasguru for acting out the role of the director/interviewer who didn't have much of a clue(fooled me), Minestrone for dressing up in womens clothing and pretending to be the security(you've done that before) and Dimprawn for lending us on of the dozen or so office buildings he owns.Originally posted by minestrone View PostActually MF set it all up to wind you up.
He was going to do it again but I said enough, stop picking on the fat kid.
Next week Ill be dressing up as a policeman and arresting Suityou after Test Mangler drives into the side of SYs car in a chip van and disguised as Jimmy Krankie.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
-
...refrain from posting dull minutiae until the dull minutiae is absolutely confirmed, at least.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostBad luck - Same thing has happened to me in the past.
I guess it's God's way of telling you to look for another contract.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
What a Urban Dictionary, July 21: cinephileOriginally posted by sasguru View PostFFS! What an utterly predictable denouement.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
-
Not even able to come up with witicisms of your own you choose to hang from the coat tails of SASGuru of all people! How the mighty have fallen.Originally posted by Clippy View PostWHS.
I hope a pigeon tulips on you when you head home.Originally posted by sasguru View PostIts your karma that is to blame.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Andy Burnham's Zoom gripe doesn’t apply to IT contractors, say recruiters Today 03:41
- Check your Loan Recall paperwork for the Isle of Man: it could matter Yesterday 03:27
- Budget 2026: Contractor advisers ask for ‘IR35 reset’ Aug 24 04:57
- Why might an umbrella company fail to pay its total tax bill to HMRC? Aug 18 06:08
- Contractors, here are the late payment fixes that the Lords just turned down Aug 17 08:03
- How will HMRC's Direct Debit plan affect contractors paying VAT and PAYE? Aug 13 23:54
- HMRC's new 'reckless' tax offence: an IR35 game-changer for contractors? Aug 13 13:50
- “I’m not a Machiavellian overlord”: Adrian Sacco breaks his silence on the Contractor Loan Recalls Aug 13 06:50
- ‘Bounce back’ in IT contractor demand in July 2026, even if ‘one swallow doesn’t make a summer’ Aug 12 07:50
- Are fractional and interim CTO roles ripe for IT contractors? Aug 11 07:33

Comment