FFS! What an utterly predictable denouement.
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Another Suityou dullest thread in the world
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Actually MF set it all up to wind you up.
He was going to do it again but I said enough, stop picking on the fat kid.Comment
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cock off you penile wartOriginally posted by sasguru View PostFFS! What an utterly predictable denouement.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Bad luck - Same thing has happened to me in the past.
I guess it's God's way of telling you to look for another contract.
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Hard Brexit now!
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It was a team effort. Thanks to Dodgy agent for running the setup. Obviously Sasguru for acting out the role of the director/interviewer who didn't have much of a clue(fooled me), Minestrone for dressing up in womens clothing and pretending to be the security(you've done that before) and Dimprawn for lending us on of the dozen or so office buildings he owns.Originally posted by minestrone View PostActually MF set it all up to wind you up.
He was going to do it again but I said enough, stop picking on the fat kid.
Next week Ill be dressing up as a policeman and arresting Suityou after Test Mangler drives into the side of SYs car in a chip van and disguised as Jimmy Krankie.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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...refrain from posting dull minutiae until the dull minutiae is absolutely confirmed, at least.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostBad luck - Same thing has happened to me in the past.
I guess it's God's way of telling you to look for another contract.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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What a Urban Dictionary, July 21: cinephileOriginally posted by sasguru View PostFFS! What an utterly predictable denouement.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Not even able to come up with witicisms of your own you choose to hang from the coat tails of SASGuru of all people! How the mighty have fallen.Originally posted by Clippy View PostWHS.
I hope a pigeon tulips on you when you head home.Originally posted by sasguru View PostIts your karma that is to blame.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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