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Relationships - waste of time ?

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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    Now, I am older and wiser, and am happy with a girl with big tits.
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      Originally posted by threaded View Post
      Now, I am older and wiser, and am happy with a girl with big tits.
      Are they as big as yours?
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        I can get you an Australian Visa if youmarry me Janey, I already have a wife, so might have to have a gladitorial fight over me.

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          Originally posted by tay View Post
          I can get you an Australian Visa if youmarry me Janey, I already have a wife, so might have to have a gladitorial fight over me.
          She only fights in the mud.
          I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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            Originally posted by Francko View Post
            She only fights in the mud.
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              Originally posted by Francko View Post
              She only fights in the mud.
              Is there video?
              Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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                Originally posted by tay View Post
                I can get you an Australian Visa if youmarry me Janey, I already have a wife, so might have to have a gladitorial fight over me.
                no need, got the visa easily on my own thanks
                "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                  Originally posted by Francko View Post
                  Janeyyyyyyyyyy!

                  How's life treating you?
                  life is treatng me fine... got my oz visa, been offered a job in sydney with a nice big pay rise over my UK salary and this is my last UK winter!!

                  life ain't bad
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                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    What a choice: Sydney or Cardiff....

                    Though it must be said they don't have funnel web spiders in Cardiff...
                    Ah but we do now have our very own wolfman.

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                      Originally posted by janey View Post
                      life is treatng me fine... got my oz visa, been offered a job in sydney with a nice big pay rise over my UK salary and this is my last UK winter!!

                      life ain't bad
                      Hi Janey. Good luck.

                      A lot of people here say that the UK is the only place to be and you'll soon get tired of clean safe cities, warm sunny weather, empty sandy beaches, good pay, friendly people and having fun all the time.

                      So we'll expect you back in Wales soon.

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