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Sorry Ms Schumacher?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSorry Ms Schumacher?
Although the commentary is in frog.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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P*ss off Mr N. HulkenbergOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostSorry Ms Schumacher?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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At £25 worth a day he'd have to be Frank Spencer to not be worth his rateOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostSeem's admin has been playing around at the top of the leader board as well as the bottom
"MarillionFan is worth their rate"
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Zippy went to the hospital for a bit of cosmetic surgery. She was very nervous but at the same time very excited.
She thought Mr Zippy would be very happy with the results.
Mr Zippy held her hand as she was put under the anesthetic. The surgeons worked for most of the day tidying up Zippy's ladies bits. A snip here, a tuck there, a stitch here, a right old horror show. But eventually it was done.
On waking, Zippy looked around to see a massive bunch of beautiful flowers. Oh, she thought Mr Zippy has been good.
There was a card attached and she was surprised to find it wasn't from Mr Zippy at all.
It just read 'Dear Zippy, thanks for the new ears, Niki Lauda'
(snigger)What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostZippy went to the hospital for a bit of cosmetic surgery. She was very nervous but at the same time very excited.
She thought Mr Zippy would be very happy with the results.
Mr Zippy held her hand as she was put under the anesthetic. The surgeons worked for most of the day tidying up Zippy's ladies bits. A snip here, a tuck there, a stitch here, a right old horror show. But eventually it was done.
On waking, Zippy looked around to see a massive bunch of beautiful flowers. Oh, she thought Mr Zippy has been good.
There was a card attached and she was surprised to find it wasn't from Mr Zippy at all.
It just read 'Dear Zippy, thanks for the new ears, Niki Lauda'
(snigger)+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.
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You using the wrong approach. Try thisOriginally posted by Zippy View PostI assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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[QUOTE=eek;1351744]You using the wrong approach. Try this
You're so bad
I would have posted a link to the Tom Petty track here (which I have purchased legally) but you'd get a load of Vevo shit:e, so I won't bother.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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