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    #11
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You hit the wall?
    Sorry Ms Schumacher?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Sorry Ms Schumacher?


      Although the commentary is in frog.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Sorry Ms Schumacher?
        P*ss off Mr N. Hulkenberg
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #14
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          Seem's admin has been playing around at the top of the leader board as well as the bottom

          "MarillionFan is worth their rate"
          At £25 worth a day he'd have to be Frank Spencer to not be worth his rate
          Coffee's for closers

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            #15
            Zippy went to the hospital for a bit of cosmetic surgery. She was very nervous but at the same time very excited.

            She thought Mr Zippy would be very happy with the results.

            Mr Zippy held her hand as she was put under the anesthetic. The surgeons worked for most of the day tidying up Zippy's ladies bits. A snip here, a tuck there, a stitch here, a right old horror show. But eventually it was done.

            On waking, Zippy looked around to see a massive bunch of beautiful flowers. Oh, she thought Mr Zippy has been good.

            There was a card attached and she was surprised to find it wasn't from Mr Zippy at all.

            It just read 'Dear Zippy, thanks for the new ears, Niki Lauda'

            (snigger)
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Zippy went to the hospital for a bit of cosmetic surgery. She was very nervous but at the same time very excited.

              She thought Mr Zippy would be very happy with the results.

              Mr Zippy held her hand as she was put under the anesthetic. The surgeons worked for most of the day tidying up Zippy's ladies bits. A snip here, a tuck there, a stitch here, a right old horror show. But eventually it was done.

              On waking, Zippy looked around to see a massive bunch of beautiful flowers. Oh, she thought Mr Zippy has been good.

              There was a card attached and she was surprised to find it wasn't from Mr Zippy at all.

              It just read 'Dear Zippy, thanks for the new ears, Niki Lauda'

              (snigger)
              I assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #17
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                I assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.


                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  I assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.
                  You using the wrong approach. Try this

                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #19
                    [QUOTE=eek;1351744]You using the wrong approach. Try this

                    You're so bad

                    I would have posted a link to the Tom Petty track here (which I have purchased legally) but you'd get a load of Vevo shit:e, so I won't bother.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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