[QUOTE=eek;1351744]You using the wrong approach. Try this
You're so bad
I would have posted a link to the Tom Petty track here (which I have purchased legally) but you'd get a load of Vevo shit:e, so I won't bother.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostZippy went to the hospital for a bit of cosmetic surgery. She was very nervous but at the same time very excited.
She thought Mr Zippy would be very happy with the results.
Mr Zippy held her hand as she was put under the anesthetic. The surgeons worked for most of the day tidying up Zippy's ladies bits. A snip here, a tuck there, a stitch here, a right old horror show. But eventually it was done.
On waking, Zippy looked around to see a massive bunch of beautiful flowers. Oh, she thought Mr Zippy has been good.
There was a card attached and she was surprised to find it wasn't from Mr Zippy at all.
It just read 'Dear Zippy, thanks for the new ears, Niki Lauda'
(snigger)
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Zippy went to the hospital for a bit of cosmetic surgery. She was very nervous but at the same time very excited.
She thought Mr Zippy would be very happy with the results.
Mr Zippy held her hand as she was put under the anesthetic. The surgeons worked for most of the day tidying up Zippy's ladies bits. A snip here, a tuck there, a stitch here, a right old horror show. But eventually it was done.
On waking, Zippy looked around to see a massive bunch of beautiful flowers. Oh, she thought Mr Zippy has been good.
There was a card attached and she was surprised to find it wasn't from Mr Zippy at all.
It just read 'Dear Zippy, thanks for the new ears, Niki Lauda'
(snigger)
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSeem's admin has been playing around at the top of the leader board as well as the bottom
"MarillionFan is worth their rate"
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm sure he can be caught as these are not (AFAIK) customised titles.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSeem's admin has been playing around at the top of the leader board as well as the bottom
"MarillionFan is worth their rate"
Slow weekend was it?
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostDon't be giving him an delusion of grandure!!
Are these customised and off the table now or is it possible for one of us to get 'MarillionFan is worth their rate'?
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Originally posted by eek View Post
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