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  • Zippy
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    [QUOTE=eek;1351744]You using the wrong approach. Try this

    You're so bad

    I would have posted a link to the Tom Petty track here (which I have purchased legally) but you'd get a load of Vevo shit:e, so I won't bother.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.
    You using the wrong approach. Try this

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.


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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Zippy went to the hospital for a bit of cosmetic surgery. She was very nervous but at the same time very excited.

    She thought Mr Zippy would be very happy with the results.

    Mr Zippy held her hand as she was put under the anesthetic. The surgeons worked for most of the day tidying up Zippy's ladies bits. A snip here, a tuck there, a stitch here, a right old horror show. But eventually it was done.

    On waking, Zippy looked around to see a massive bunch of beautiful flowers. Oh, she thought Mr Zippy has been good.

    There was a card attached and she was surprised to find it wasn't from Mr Zippy at all.

    It just read 'Dear Zippy, thanks for the new ears, Niki Lauda'

    (snigger)
    I assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Zippy went to the hospital for a bit of cosmetic surgery. She was very nervous but at the same time very excited.

    She thought Mr Zippy would be very happy with the results.

    Mr Zippy held her hand as she was put under the anesthetic. The surgeons worked for most of the day tidying up Zippy's ladies bits. A snip here, a tuck there, a stitch here, a right old horror show. But eventually it was done.

    On waking, Zippy looked around to see a massive bunch of beautiful flowers. Oh, she thought Mr Zippy has been good.

    There was a card attached and she was surprised to find it wasn't from Mr Zippy at all.

    It just read 'Dear Zippy, thanks for the new ears, Niki Lauda'

    (snigger)

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Seem's admin has been playing around at the top of the leader board as well as the bottom

    "MarillionFan is worth their rate"
    At £25 worth a day he'd have to be Frank Spencer to not be worth his rate

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sorry Ms Schumacher?
    P*ss off Mr N. Hulkenberg

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sorry Ms Schumacher?


    Although the commentary is in frog.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You hit the wall?
    Sorry Ms Schumacher?

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Don't push it, I'm covering for RealityHack when he and Gricerboy head off to Hedonism II in Jamaica later in August for a fortnight.
    I'm not sure who this would be more appropriate for

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm like Sebastian Vettel. Once I'm out front...
    You hit the wall?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I'm sure he can be caught as these are not (AFAIK) customised titles.
    I'm like Sebastian Vettel. Once I'm out front...

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Seem's admin has been playing around at the top of the leader board as well as the bottom

    "MarillionFan is worth their rate"

    Slow weekend was it?
    Yeah, but he's on £5.20 an hour.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Don't be giving him an delusion of grandure!!

    Are these customised and off the table now or is it possible for one of us to get 'MarillionFan is worth their rate'?
    I'm sure he can be caught as these are not (AFAIK) customised titles.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Shame you can't spell Ukulele.

    Don't push it, I'm covering for RealityHack when he and Gricerboy head off to Hedonism II in Jamaica later in August for a fortnight.

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