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Laser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
Laser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
Laser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
Ah, that'll be the "Have you tried re..." "Oh ****, my eyes! MY EYES!!!!!"
Laser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
Oh come on. Surely there is more than 1 PC for a place the size of Leeds?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”
I just imagined Dhoog in a Dr Evil mask and mouthing "laser"
Back in the 60's, I had a weather changing machine that was, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser." Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.
Laser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
Laser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
I expect the laser technicians have been down the pub for a liquid lunch. Let's hope it doesn't affect their aim!
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