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 Bob Sherunkle you idiot.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostFull cut&shut or just TV?Beer
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 D'Oh!Originally posted by Coalman View PostBob Sherunkle you idiot. Jim is a Jedi! - Dara Jim is a Jedi! - Dara 
 Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair Comment
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 A long time ago in a corporation far, far away we had an engineer called Mohammad Khakoo.
 
 One time a mate of mine was in a meeting with him and he was proposing something on a project that simply was not very cost effective and very high risk. My mate had been waiting years for this opportunity and said in this meeting:
 
 "...and if he thinks this is a viable option, he must be living in cloud Khakoo land..."If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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 @ British Telecom. We never met, his name just cropped up on a few documents and emails.Originally posted by Coalman View PostDoodab - where did you meet him, he is a cousin of mine. He changed his name by deed pole many moons ago!!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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 FFS you are not orac's sockie are you?Originally posted by hyperD View PostA long time ago in a corporation far, far away we had an engineer called Mohammad Khakoo.
 
 One time a mate of mine was in a meeting with him and he was proposing something on a project that simply was not very cost effective and very high risk. My mate had been waiting years for this opportunity and said in this meeting:
 
 "...and if he thinks this is a viable option, he must be living in cloud Khakoo land..."Jim is a Jedi! - Dara 
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 We had an offshore Bob on a thing I did at HBOS 3 or 4 years ago, whose name was Shanta.
 
 At a teleconf, when we were waiting for a delayed code delivery, I asked "What the fuksh he waiting for, Chrishmash ?"
 
 I fell about laughing and everyone else stared blankly When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply..... When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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