I have just had an e-mail from Donna Alcock at "DP" connect. Glick Glick Fanar Fanar
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Ivor Contract?
the above may not be genuine ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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And that is your idea of funny?
Do you still play pass the parcel on your birthday?Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Hey! orac! She said Tiddly!!! <snigger> <snort>Originally posted by cojak View PostI use tiddlywikis for project, logs and time management with particular logins.Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Chris Peacock. Can't remember which agency. I'm not sure he appreciated me saying "Chris... Peacock? You're kidding, right?". Was tempted to ask if he had a brother called Drew, but it didn't seem appropriate at the time.Comment
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I once had a 'David Lyes'
Made me chuckle, though not as much as the girl who served me in a McDonalds in Bangkok. She was called 'Poo'
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Had an agent once called Hugh Janus.
Actually, I didn't. I made that up. Does that count ?
Once worked with a girl called Annette Curtin and a bloke called Isaac Hunt though. That is true (nearly).When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I worked in the same place as a Bob Sherunkle once. Also a Christine Lovecock, but it wasn't pronounced like that.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Doodab - where did you meet him, he is a cousin of mine. He changed his name by deed pole many moons ago!!Originally posted by doodab View PostI worked in the same place as a Bob Sherunkle once. Also a Christine Lovecock, but it wasn't pronounced like that.Beer
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