Funniest Pimp name?

[Wodewick]

I worked in the same place as a Bob Sherunkle once. Also a Christine Lovecock, but it wasn't pronounced like that.

Doodab - where did you meet him, he is a cousin of mine. He changed his name by deed pole many moons ago!!

Full cut&shut or just TV?

[Coalman]

Full cut&shut or just TV?

Bob Sherunkle you idiot.

[Wodewick]

Bob Sherunkle you idiot.

D'Oh!

[hyperD]

A long time ago in a corporation far, far away we had an engineer called Mohammad Khakoo.

One time a mate of mine was in a meeting with him and he was proposing something on a project that simply was not very cost effective and very high risk. My mate had been waiting years for this opportunity and said in this meeting:

"...and if he thinks this is a viable option, he must be living in cloud Khakoo land..."

[doodab]

Doodab - where did you meet him, he is a cousin of mine. He changed his name by deed pole many moons ago!!

@ British Telecom. We never met, his name just cropped up on a few documents and emails.

[Wodewick]

A long time ago in a corporation far, far away we had an engineer called Mohammad Khakoo.

One time a mate of mine was in a meeting with him and he was proposing something on a project that simply was not very cost effective and very high risk. My mate had been waiting years for this opportunity and said in this meeting:

"...and if he thinks this is a viable option, he must be living in cloud Khakoo land..."

FFS you are not orac's sockie are you?

[wurzel]

Sharon Cockhead. I ennded up wearing my coffee when she introduced herself.

[TestMangler]

We had an offshore Bob on a thing I did at HBOS 3 or 4 years ago, whose name was Shanta.

At a teleconf, when we were waiting for a delayed code delivery, I asked "What the fuksh he waiting for, Chrishmash ?"

I fell about laughing and everyone else stared blankly

[PRC1964]

I genuinely did work with a Tina Topliss. It was decades ago though.

[realityhack]

"What the fuksh he waiting for, Chrishmash ?"