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    #11
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I worked in the same place as a Bob Sherunkle once. Also a Christine Lovecock, but it wasn't pronounced like that.
    Originally posted by Coalman View Post
    Doodab - where did you meet him, he is a cousin of mine. He changed his name by deed pole many moons ago!!
    Full cut&shut or just TV?
    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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      #12
      Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
      Full cut&shut or just TV?
      Bob Sherunkle you idiot.
      Beer
      is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
      Benjamin Franklin

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        #13
        Originally posted by Coalman View Post
        Bob Sherunkle you idiot.
        D'Oh!
        Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
        Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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          #14
          A long time ago in a corporation far, far away we had an engineer called Mohammad Khakoo.

          One time a mate of mine was in a meeting with him and he was proposing something on a project that simply was not very cost effective and very high risk. My mate had been waiting years for this opportunity and said in this meeting:

          "...and if he thinks this is a viable option, he must be living in cloud Khakoo land..."
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Coalman View Post
            Doodab - where did you meet him, he is a cousin of mine. He changed his name by deed pole many moons ago!!
            @ British Telecom. We never met, his name just cropped up on a few documents and emails.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by hyperD View Post
              A long time ago in a corporation far, far away we had an engineer called Mohammad Khakoo.

              One time a mate of mine was in a meeting with him and he was proposing something on a project that simply was not very cost effective and very high risk. My mate had been waiting years for this opportunity and said in this meeting:

              "...and if he thinks this is a viable option, he must be living in cloud Khakoo land..."
              FFS you are not orac's sockie are you?
              Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
              Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                #17
                Sharon Cockhead. I ennded up wearing my coffee when she introduced herself.

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                  #18
                  We had an offshore Bob on a thing I did at HBOS 3 or 4 years ago, whose name was Shanta.

                  At a teleconf, when we were waiting for a delayed code delivery, I asked "What the fuksh he waiting for, Chrishmash ?"

                  I fell about laughing and everyone else stared blankly
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #19
                    I genuinely did work with a Tina Topliss. It was decades ago though.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                      "What the fuksh he waiting for, Chrishmash ?"

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